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Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003
18,876
Brighton, UK
As the saintly BoF has brought to the club's attention on Ask The Club...I say we RISE up and DRIVE these smelly gits out of the city with flaming TORCHES and PITCHFORKS: :angry::angry::angry:
I hope... - North Stand Chat

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The Omen
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Palace Fan Undercover at Brighton's new stadium

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Just so happens that I'm currently studying at Brighton Uni's Falmer site and we are having to move buildings in a few months so Brighton's new stadium can be built.

I think before anything too big goes up, it will be a perfect time for a Palace fan to infiltrate the site and bury something under where their stadium will be. I plan to film and photograph the special event so we can reveal it when the stadium opens.

I'll wait till the current buildings are flattened before getting into the site one night (probably around November/December time).

Any ideas what I should bury? Or any better ideas?
 






Giraffe

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Knowing how stupid Palace fans are, they will bury a Palace shirt beneath the toilets so we can all piss on it.
 


skipper734

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Aug 9, 2008
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How did a Palarse fan get the education to get in to Uni? :wozza:
 






The Large One

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Jul 7, 2003
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Palace Fan Undercover at Brighton's new stadium

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Just so happens that I'm currently studying at Brighton Uni's Falmer site and we are having to move buildings in a few months so Brighton's new stadium can be built.

I think before anything too big goes up, it will be a perfect time for a Palace fan to infiltrate the site and bury something under where their stadium will be. I plan to film and photograph the special event so we can reveal it when the stadium opens.

I'll wait till the current buildings are flattened before getting into the site one night (probably around November/December time).

Any ideas what I should bury? Or any better ideas?

Himself?
 


Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,876
Brighton, UK
How did a Palarse fan get the education to get in to Uni? :wozza:
To be fair, Brighton Poly...it's hardly the Sorbonne...
I hope he gets shot, I don't want to see any mercy from the security staff.
Very true. A bit of Goodfella's-style driving around with him bleeding in the boot of a car first wouldn't go amiss either.
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,952
Surrey
I say let him bury it. It's the only victory Palace will EVER see at a proper Albion home venue (I'm not counting Withers because it's not a proper home)

How many years was it they went without a league victory at the Goldstone? I remember their celebrations when they beat us in that noddy Simod Cup competition. That really was the best they could do.

Same old Palace. Always losers in Brighton.
 




herbicide

weedkiller
Mar 25, 2006
1,240
Horley
Zo! You have uncovered our dastardly plan! Well, not zo fast, Seaweed. You are not zo cleffer as you are thinkink. Ve are burying video called "Jobi in ze 94th minute" und "Mullery loves Ward Swedish style" und alzo "Smith he musst score" under the washbasins where you feelthy schweinhund piggys will never look.

I do belief zis has already been done by a Palace supporting workingman anyway. So you are too late. Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 


The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
I say let him bury it. It's the only victory Palace will EVER see at a proper Albion home venue (I'm not counting Withers because it's not a proper home)

How many years was it they went without a league victory at the Goldstone? I remember their celebrations when they beat us in that noddy Simod Cup competition. That really was the best they could do.

Same old Palace. Always losers in Brighton.

Last Palace league victory at the Goldstone... 1963.
 








herbicide

weedkiller
Mar 25, 2006
1,240
Horley
Now back to the caravan, there we go, run along

Oh that didn't take long. :salute:

Anyway, The Goldstone Ground was always a good day out. We have thrashed you at the running track though and we are coming to your new ground - The Poo Camp, as soon as you can drag yourselves up from the depths of English football.
 






8ace

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Jul 21, 2003
23,811
Brighton
Oh that didn't take long. :salute:

Anyway, The Goldstone Ground was always a good day out. We have thrashed you at the running track though and we are coming to your new ground - The Poo Camp, as soon as you can drag yourselves up from the depths of English football.

From the palarse board:

Shipsisourking:

get a gypo to come down and put a curse on the site, then when they start building scrawl 5 - 0 into the wet concrete in many areas.Ill help


Sometimes it's just to easy :laugh:
 














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