Palace - sore losers radio show?

[holradio]

"I'm not bovvered meself. If it woz Charlton that beat us, I wouldn't be able to do this, I'd be out huntin wild dogs of sumfink"

" yeah, coz there's a ot of them abaht ain't there, wild dogs?, they're called foxes mate"


What bellendery is this?

" I thought Zaha was fantastic, a bit selfish and showboating and he could have done better but yeah, fantastic"

Why wasn't Dobbie playing? Ha ha ha ha ha...

Because Dobbie wasn't allowed to play.

 

[upthealbion1970]

We're loving all the quality feedback. Keep it coming.

For the record, it was just Jel who wasn't either at the game or the beam back.

We're not doing the show this week but it'll be great to speak to you all on the 31st, I suspect you'll all chicken out again though, like last time.

Think you'll find the chickens you're looking for in palace kits being followed about by a bloke crying about his coat.

How come no show this week? Bottling it like your team did on Sunday?

 

[holradio]

Think you'll find the chickens you're looking for in palace kits being followed about by a bloke crying about his coat.

How come no show this week? Bottling it like your team did on Sunday?

I've no idea what that first bit even said.

Because there are no games to talk about.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Because Dobbie wasn't allowed to play.

I think you just missed the point of where the question came from

 

[fosters headband]

Do any of these blokes know anything about football?

What a couple planks Jel and Nick are.

We got a real club they haven't, we are going places there not. Sniff!!

What we got wrong was, we thought they would be decent human beings, Sniff!!

If we had Zaha and someone who scores goals, wouldn't that be exciting, Sniff!! (Someone tell them they currently have the top scorer in the country)

Were they doing drugs during the programme?

 

[Dowling93]

We're loving all the quality feedback. Keep it coming.

For the record, it was just Jel who wasn't either at the game or the beam back.

We're not doing the show this week but it'll be great to speak to you all on the 31st, I suspect you'll all chicken out again though, like last time.

We wouldn't want to bully you on your own show, like we do on the field that sends you crying to your mum.

 

[holradio]

 

[fosters headband]

I think you just missed the point of where the question came from

I think he is showing that they are as thick as they sounded on the programme.

 

[Paul Skinback]

This is utter comedy gold. The authority who calls himself Jell (sp?) claims they lost 9-0 on a Tuesday and then beat them 4-3 in the Cup the next Saturday and he claims to have been at both. These are the facts Jell (sp?):

Tuesday September 12, 1989: Liverpool 9, Palace 0

Sunday April 8, 1990: Palace 4, Liverpool 3

Love the casual racism at the end as well...

0-2, 4 days later, you gotta listen!

 

[Paul Skinback]

This is utter comedy gold. The authority who calls himself Jell (sp?) claims they lost 9-0 on a Tuesday and then beat them 4-3 in the Cup the next Saturday and he claims to have been at both. These are the facts Jell (sp?):

Tuesday September 12, 1989: Liverpool 9, Palace 0

Sunday April 8, 1990: Palace 4, Liverpool 3

Love the casual racism at the end as well...

0-2, 4 days later, you gotta listen!

 

[fosters headband]

0-2, 4 days later, you gotta listen!

1989/1990
Sun 08 Apr Crystal Palace 4 - 3 Liverpool F.A. Cup
after extra time, 90 minutes 3-3; played at Villa Park

Sat 20 Jan Crystal Palace 0 - 2 Liverpool First Division

Tue 12 Sep Liverpool 9 - 0 Crystal Palace First Division

Please explain the 4 days later.

 

[Paul Skinback]

This is utter comedy gold. The authority who calls himself Jell (sp?) claims they lost 9-0 on a Tuesday and then beat them 4-3 in the Cup the next Saturday and he claims to have been at both. These are the facts Jell (sp?):

Tuesday September 12, 1989: Liverpool 9, Palace 0

Sunday April 8, 1990: Palace 4, Liverpool 3

Love the casual racism at the end as well...

0-2, 4 days later, you gotta listen!

 

[fosters headband]

We're loving all the quality feedback. Keep it coming.

For the record, it was just Jel who wasn't either at the game or the beam back.

We're not doing the show this week but it'll be great to speak to you all on the 31st, I suspect you'll all chicken out again though, like last time.

That's right he was too busy to watch the game, he was cooking his Sunday roast.

 

[Muzzy]

Hahaha, kin ell hahahaha! That was funny listening. Was waiting for A punch line

 

[Buzzer]

We're loving all the quality feedback. Keep it coming.

For the record, it was just Jel who wasn't either at the game or the beam back.

We're not doing the show this week but it'll be great to speak to you all on the 31st, I suspect you'll all chicken out again though, like last time.

I won't listen again because it was so bad on so many levels. I know it's a fan produced show but if that's the best you can do then I think your club will be embarrassed and rightly so. Where to start?

The guests, when you could understand what they said were just appalling. "Go out and hunt some dogs"..."the only thing clinical about them..." etc etc etc. Tell me you don't cringe when you hear back what they said.

The casual racism...nice touch. You lot really are classy.

How many times did the main presenter appear not to know whether he was on or off air? Umm...errr...ummm...am I on?

The myopic opinions of all but the phone-in person who gave a balanced view. As I said earlier, I know it's a fan's programme but that sounded like 4 pissed up blokes outdoing each other on reasons why the 3 nil never actually happened.

And it was hilarious to hear a bloke give such strong views about a match he only listened on the radio for for 51 minutes. Was he the bloke who also said that you "dominated" for 60 minutes?

I know you lot have that Twitter account ripping the piss out of the rubbish that we spout but in a single podcast you've lowered the bar so far that not even Zaha could trip over it.
Serious question - are they all as bad as that one and are all Palace fans as incapable of stringing together a credible argument in simple English?


If you really want to see how to do it properly then I suggest you have a listen to Albion Roar | Unofficial Brighton Hove Albion Football Club Radio Show - it's the Brighton fan's radio show and it's so much better than yours that it's embarrassing. Don't want to listen to that? Then try the Posh fan's radio show. You lot really are noddy.

 

[The Large One]

If you really want to see how to do it properly then I suggest you have a listen to Albion Roar | Unofficial Brighton Hove Albion Football Club Radio Show - it's the Brighton fan's radio show and it's so much better than yours that it's embarrassing. Don't want to listen to that? Then try the Posh fan's radio show. You lot really are noddy.

To be fair, there is a high possibility of us doing an equal yet opposite version of that show this week.

Actually, no we won't. We'll retain our small level of dignity, and be professional (with a small 'p').

Maybe.

 

[Buzzer]

To be fair, there is a high possibility of us doing an equal yet opposite version of that show this week.

Actually, no we won't. We'll retain our small level of dignity, and be professional (with a small 'p').

Maybe.

Not a chance. Have a listen back to the Albion Roar podcast after the 3-1 or 3-0 defeats. You can hear that it hurt but at no point did you come near to the car crash that those noddies broadcast on Sunday and you've never had guests on that sounded like a street drinker, 4 days into a bender.

 

[The Large One]

Not a chance. Have a listen back to the Albion Roar podcast after the 3-1 or 3-0 defeats. You can hear that it hurt but at no point did you come near to the car crash that those noddies broadcast on Sunday and you've never had guests on that sounded like a street drinker, 4 days into a bender.

Just listening back to the Roar from straight after last season's 3-1 home defeat.

You're spot on - a good de-construction, humility, intelligent insight, and an honest acknowledgement that we were awful. But then, I wasn't on that show - it was Levo and Andy Bass.

 

[Triggaaar]

We're not doing the show this week but it'll be great to speak to you all on the 31st, I suspect you'll all chicken out again though, like last time.

What should we be talking to you about on the 31st - we're not playing you again are we?

 

[Greg Bobkin]

I won't listen again because it was so bad on so many levels. I know it's a fan produced show but if that's the best you can do then I think your club will be embarrassed and rightly so. Where to start?

The guests, when you could understand what they said were just appalling. "Go out and hunt some dogs"..."the only thing clinical about them..." etc etc etc. Tell me you don't cringe when you hear back what they said.

The casual racism...nice touch. You lot really are classy.

How many times did the main presenter appear not to know whether he was on or off air? Umm...errr...ummm...am I on?

The myopic opinions of all but the phone-in person who gave a balanced view. As I said earlier, I know it's a fan's programme but that sounded like 4 pissed up blokes outdoing each other on reasons why the 3 nil never actually happened.

And it was hilarious to hear a bloke give such strong views about a match he only listened on the radio for for 51 minutes. Was he the bloke who also said that you "dominated" for 60 minutes?

I know you lot have that Twitter account ripping the piss out of the rubbish that we spout but in a single podcast you've lowered the bar so far that not even Zaha could trip over it.
Serious question - are they all as bad as that one and are all Palace fans as incapable of stringing together a credible argument in simple English?


If you really want to see how to do it properly then I suggest you have a listen to Albion Roar | Unofficial Brighton Hove Albion Football Club Radio Show - it's the Brighton fan's radio show and it's so much better than yours that it's embarrassing. Don't want to listen to that? Then try the Posh fan's radio show. You lot really are noddy.

Good assessment there. Also, was it me, or was everyone in a different location. It sounded very amateur to be honest.