Palace planning a 'display'

[DanielT]

I've heard a rumour that the display will be about showing our support for certain Weed players, that have been in the news recently !!

who told them about Michael Owen!?

 

[cloud]

A "display" will never work if there's only a dozen or so of them there. They might need to do a bit of Photoshop cloning afterwards for added effect.

 

[raz_18]

Leave it too the experts..

(skip too 0:45)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_IlIRQBks

 

[Bigbelly]

Oh, A flag and placards. Im not going now as Im scared.

 

[making plans for nigel]

What wrong with it Heaps of other teams around the world do it. Not saying we should do it I just don't see why that is so bad..

Its bad because its Palace, thats all ...

 

[pottert]

The cost of the display has just gone up.it was going to say

WERE GOING TO WEMBLEY

but now it will say

DOUGIE f***ed OUR CHANCES OF GOING TO WEMBLEY BY SUBSTITUTING OUR PENALTY TAKERS

 

[TheMajor]

I do hope it's not something libellous - someone might complain.

 

[making plans for nigel]

I do hope it's not something libellous - someone might complain.

Shut up yer poof !!

 

[Seagull over Canaryland]

An 'It's a knock-out' style pre-match entertainment on the pitch organised by the local tourist board comprising three display teams promoting the best of Croydon's culture:

- formation caravan towing team
- instant driveway tarmac team
- synchronised looting and arson team

The winning team will be awarded the Dougie Freedman trophy, created in recognition of his managerial achievements most notably in providing one of the finest motivational team talks ever given for an opposition team and for 'getting some (unwanted) history written down for the Club'.

Whilst the scores are being collated the Palace players will give a masterclass demo of how to lose a penalty shoot out, with commentary given by 'FFs Parr' now a legendary laughing stock on NSC and other fans forums across the world. Protective clothing will be provided for all spectators in Row Z and must be worn.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

It'll be something shit like this...

Let me get this straight...when we had flags in the stripes versus Donny they claimed it was 'embarassing' and 'tinpot' and 'plastic' and they're planning on that pile of shit? 12 thousand people holding up a piece of coloured bacofoil? f*** me, I'm quaking in my boots.

And, believe it or not, the 'supporters' (for want of a better word) are funding their own flags!!!

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

The only display Christal Mighty FC will be making is a display of complete ineptitude on the pitch as usual - Ambrose putting the ball into the back of his own net, Murray being isolated up front, Zaha runnning daddy long legs-style down the wing before either falling over, or failing to deliver any cross of note, Sir Douglas Freedman making some inappropriate comment about BHA beforehand that will come back and bite him on the arse, The prepubescent mob that are the thirty strong Holmesdale Fanatics singing that shit St Pauli song they nicked off of Man City, the main wooden stands collapsing under the strain of woodworm holes etc. etc.

 

[Working class pride]

I think its great that we have helped fill their ground. Its what football is about, a well supported club like ours giving smaller clubs a pay day, even if they are our rivals. I just hope they put the money side to pay their debts this time. It wouldn't be right for them to spend St Johns Ambulance cash on players again.

 

[making plans for nigel]

The only display Christal Mighty FC will be making is a display of complete ineptitude on the pitch as usual - Ambrose putting the ball into the back of his own net, Murray being isolated up front, Zaha runnning daddy long legs-style down the wing before either falling over, or failing to deliver any cross of note, Sir Douglas Freedman making some inappropriate comment about BHA beforehand that will come back and bite him on the arse, The prepubescent mob that are the thirty strong Holmesdale Fanatics singing that shit St Pauli song they nicked off of Man City, the main wooden stands collapsing under the strain of woodworm holes etc. etc.

Love it, just love it !

 

[making plans for nigel]

I think its great that we have helped fill their ground. Its what football is about, a well supported club like ours giving smaller clubs a pay day, even if they are our rivals. I just hope they put the money side to pay their debts this time. It wouldn't be right for them to spend St Johns Ambulance cash on players again.

Thanks awfully, we could do with the cash to be honest, all proceeds gratefully received !

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

I can't WAIT to see what the spotty Nigels have dreamt up for us. I am SURE it will be both a) WITTY and b) CLASSY and it wont (WILL NOT) be a load of spotty kids holding up plastic pieces of paper. Oh no.

 

[Simster]

Perhaps it'll be a display to make it look like they've got some fans: ?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

An 'It's a knock-out' style pre-match entertainment on the pitch organised by the local tourist board comprising three display teams promoting the best of Croydon's culture:

- formation caravan towing team
- instant driveway tarmac team
- synchronised looting and arson team

The winning team will be awarded the Dougie Freedman trophy, created in recognition of his managerial achievements most notably in providing one of the finest motivational team talks ever given for an opposition team and for 'getting some (unwanted) history written down for the Club'.

Whilst the scores are being collated the Palace players will give a masterclass demo of how to lose a penalty shoot out, with commentary given by 'FFs Parr' now a legendary laughing stock on NSC and other fans forums across the world. Protective clothing will be provided for all spectators in Row Z and must be worn.

Genius

 

[Glenn-Murray]

The only display Christal Mighty FC will be making is a display of complete ineptitude on the pitch as usual - Ambrose putting the ball into the back of his own net, Murray being isolated up front, Zaha runnning daddy long legs-style down the wing before either falling over, or failing to deliver any cross of note, Sir Douglas Freedman making some inappropriate comment about BHA beforehand that will come back and bite him on the arse, The prepubescent mob that are the thirty strong Holmesdale Fanatics singing that shit St Pauli song they nicked off of Man City, the main wooden stands collapsing under the strain of woodworm holes etc. etc.

The usual display of ineptitude like last time at the Amex, eh?

By the way, no Palace songs come from Man City. 3-1, etc.

I like the way you concentrate on Zaha, Ambrose and Murray (the three who scored against you )

 

[Sir Nigel of Eagleshire]

The only display Christal Mighty FC will be making is a display of complete ineptitude on the pitch as usual - Ambrose putting the ball into the back of his own net, Murray being isolated up front, Zaha runnning daddy long legs-style down the wing before either falling over, or failing to deliver any cross of note, Sir Douglas Freedman making some inappropriate comment about BHA beforehand that will come back and bite him on the arse, The prepubescent mob that are the thirty strong Holmesdale Fanatics singing that shit St Pauli song they nicked off of Man City, the main wooden stands collapsing under the strain of woodworm holes etc. etc.

funny about zaha, quality mental image..
however get your facts straight, we did not nick that song from st pauli, (and ive never heard man city sing it) we nicked it from celtic (spit) ok ?

 

[Easy 10]

that is f***ing shit! p.s. nice gaping hole in the corner there! no wonder their atmosphere is soooo goood...

Thats probably the one area we can't criticise at this moment in time...