Palace Mirth Makers in top form

[Perry Milkins]

You aren't up with hoolie talk are you? Ok try this MUGGY C**T!

yes. now you are talking. You banged up left gonad of a Jehovah.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

How does SHLEG mean that?

Its code!

 

[Perry Milkins]

Its code!

Very clever.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Does it upset you then Carwash er Tribune Messala er i mean Perry Milkins, no Brighton Bloke?!

Helmet Struntz? was he not.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

yes. now you are talking. You banged up left gonad of a Jehovah.

I don't think i can compete with that!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

It's not aimed at Brighton fans, just people living in the Brighton area, who might read the ad. The only reason it's even come to your attention is because a Palace fan has dug it out somehow (presumably, with a touch of irony, while looking for a job in Brighton).

I fail to see why you'd let it irritate you, it's only an advert. It doesn't accuse anyone of anything.

Or are you worried that it might give outsiders the impression that there are a few people in Brighton of the homosexual persuasion?

God forbid anyone might think that!

 

[Perry Milkins]

Helmet Struntz? was he not.

was not was..boom boom.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Very clever.

It is? Result!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

It's not aimed at Brighton fans, just people living in the Brighton area, who might read the ad. The only reason it's even come to your attention is because a Palace fan has dug it out somehow (presumably, with a touch of irony, while looking for a job in Brighton).

I fail to see why you'd let it irritate you, it's only an advert. It doesn't accuse anyone of anything.

Or are you worried that it might give outsiders the impression that there are a few people in Brighton of the homosexual persuasion?

God forbid anyone might think that!

Yeah Milkins!

 

[Perry Milkins]

It's not aimed at Brighton fans, just people living in the Brighton area, who might read the ad. The only reason it's even come to your attention is because a Palace fan has dug it out somehow (presumably, with a touch of irony, while looking for a job in Brighton).

I fail to see why you'd let it irritate you, it's only an advert. It doesn't accuse anyone of anything.

Or are you worried that it might give outsiders the impression that there are a few people in Brighton of the homosexual persuasion?

God forbid anyone might think that!

If that's fine by you EK, then I will not let it irritate me. At the time I thought it was a little small minded and a cheap shot. You appear to have the intellectual and more broad minded edge to me.

Perhaps its living in Croydon (Dump) and have a good portion of peeps assume that the majority (and I mean some really do believe this) believe that almost all Brightonians are persuaded to mow the lawn on the other side of the fence sways my opinion.

God forbid that this should irk me.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Yeah Milkins!

EK and I are discussing this amicably (aren't we EK) so butt out Romany breath!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Come on Pezza its no different to Brighton fans thinking that all Palace fans live in caravans and mug for a living.

Surely its these stereotypes (even though they are ridiculous) that add to the banter?

Or maybe people really take umbrage against these stereotypes and deep down all throw a paddy when they are brought up?

I doubt it though

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

EK and I are discussing this amicably (aren't we EK) so butt out Romany breath!

My point proved!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Relax, they're just targeting the relevant market. It's no different to putting a five liner in the Croydon Advertiser seeking ugly women, for example.

Ugly Birds?
Females with non-conventional looks needed for seasonal panto roles. Sisters welcomed. Glass slipper will be provided.
Contact Dave on 020 8768 6000
Quote reference CA/1743

 

[Perry Milkins]

My point proved!

Damn..you read the small print!

 

[Perry Milkins]

Relax, they're just targeting the relevant market. It's no different to putting a five liner in the Croydon Advertiser seeking ugly women, for example.

Ugly Birds?
Females with non-conventional looks needed for seasonal panto roles. Sisters welcomed. Glass slipper will be provided.
Contact Dave on 020 8768 6000
Quote reference CA/1743

No probs.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Relax, they're just targeting the relevant market. It's no different to putting a five liner in the Croydon Advertiser seeking ugly women, for example.

Ugly Birds?
Females with non-conventional looks needed for seasonal panto roles. Sisters welcomed. Glass slipper will be provided.
Contact Dave on 020 8768 6000
Quote reference CA/1743[/QUOTE

You don't need to put an ad out, go into Croydon Town Centre on any given night and they will fall into your lap!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Damn..you read the small print!

I am a Palace fan i can't read!

 

[Perry Milkins]

I am a Palace fan i can't read!

Good job to...

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Good job to...

Not as good a job as the Fudge packer though!