Palace match to be replayed?

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Deleted. Your turn.

Do you think they noticed ?

 

[Puppet Master]

 

[Superphil]

See the trouble with 3 is he'll STILL fall over.

That's how they get the penalties

 

[JBizzle]

Apparently the FA are looking into replaying last Sundays match against Crystal Palace at the Amex stadium.
Apparently this is on the grounds that Ian Holloway (Palace manager) did not realize the importance of the fixture and would have approached the game differently had he known, the rescheduled date has yet to be fixed as it cannot take place if more then 1mm of rain has fell in the previous 10 days as this gives an unfair advantage to Brighton.
The FA have also imposed the following restictions:-

1) Brighton goalkeeper Tomas Kuszczak will not be allowed to play as he celebrates when the Albion score.

2) Leo Ulloa will not be allowed to play as he might bump into a Palace player when defending a corner.

3)A two yard exclusion zone to be set up around Wilfred Zaha as he is not allowed to be tackled.

4)Matthew Upson and Wayne Bridge to have their pockets sewn up to avoid players being kept in them.

The referee also has instructions to award 2 penalties to Crystal Palace and Brighton will have to withdraw a player after ten minutes.

Umbrellas will have to be provided for the away coaching staff.

The one good thing for Brighton is that their caterers have been advised not to supply chips in the South Stand as Palace fans will be bringing plenty on their shoulders.

Excellent work. This is my personal favourite!

 

[Triggaaar]

Do you think they noticed ?

Who, what? I expect it'll come up and probably completely ruin our season. Still, I tried.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Apparently the FA are looking into replaying last Sundays match against Crystal Palace at the Amex stadium.
Apparently this is on the grounds that Ian Holloway (Palace manager) did not realize the importance of the fixture and would have approached the game differently had he known, the rescheduled date has yet to be fixed as it cannot take place if more then 1mm of rain has fell in the previous 10 days as this gives an unfair advantage to Brighton.
The FA have also imposed the following restictions:-

1) Brighton goalkeeper Tomas Kuszczak will not be allowed to play as he celebrates when the Albion score.

2) Leo Ulloa will not be allowed to play as he might bump into a Palace player when defending a corner.

3)A two yard exclusion zone to be set up around Wilfred Zaha as he is not allowed to be tackled.

4)Matthew Upson and Wayne Bridge to have their pockets sewn up to avoid players being kept in them.

The referee also has instructions to award 2 penalties to Crystal Palace and Brighton will have to withdraw a player after ten minutes.

Umbrellas will have to be provided for the away coaching staff.

The one good thing for Brighton is that their caterers have been advised not to supply chips in the South Stand as Palace fans will be bringing plenty on their shoulders.

Post of the day, by a country mile.

 

[leigull]

Cracking work

 

[tomfitz12]

great way to brighten up an otherwise boring day

 

[grawhite]

Absolutely brilliant, well done OP.

 

[chucky1973]

shite day just got better.

marvellous

 

[cpfc1905]

Oh dont forget your not allowed to leave early either as this infuriates some of our younger following

 

[nicko31]

WAs about to say we should move on from Palace, but with quality like this and no game for a bit may as well keep it going for a bit yet..

 

[Pooroldwoogie]

Top work

 

[Soulman]

4)"Matthew Upson and Wayne Bridge to have their pockets sewn up to avoid players being kept in them"

The Palace fans should also have there pockets sewn up to avoid loss of coins during the match.