[Palace] Palace looking to sell “stadium” (:lolol:) naming rights. Any suggestions?

[Blue Valkyrie]

The Insolvency Service stadium.

 

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[Paddington Gal]

The Armitage Shanks Bowl

 

[ferring seagull]

Palace looking to sell “stadium” naming rights.

On a point of order, who pays who ?

 

[dazzer6666]

Variation on this would work.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/india/content/ground/58324.html

 

[LlcoolJ]

Variation on this would work.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/india/content/ground/58324.html

Or the superbly named Wankdorf Stadium......

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wankdorf_Stadium

 

[dazzer6666]

Or the superbly named Wankdorf Stadium......

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wankdorf_Stadium

Suggest combining the two would probably work.......The WankWank ?

 

[LlcoolJ]

Suggest combining the two would probably work.......The WankWank ?

Combining a few ideas gives us "The RBS WankWank Shithouse" with stands being named after the other sponsors "Groupon" "Poundland" "Caravan Club" and "Sainsbury's".

Hospitality in the "St John's Ambulance Service Lounge" and "2010 Club Bar"*




*yes I know, that is already a thing and it is ****ing hilarious

 

[Motogull]

Given the 'Disney' connection, imagine watching SSN and Jeff says to camera "There's been another booking for diving at the Mickey Mouse stadium, and here's Kamy to tell you about it".

But only after a second sponsor has gone bust having paid over nothing and leaving them holes in their accounts matching the 98p in the pound they dodged from creditors previously.

The morally, ethically and financially bankrupt kunnts.