[Albion] Palace Fans Biggest Fear

[Sheebo]

Peeps you can't have it both ways.

You can't moan like drains because Dougie etc al are here and getting right on your tits.
Then carry on like pork chops when they run away and hide.

Have a laugh mate

 

[Motogull]

Scott Parker. My first thought being that this would be such a Beaky thing to do. Unemployed with possibly no 'team' to bring with him and a one time 'next big thing' about him. I suppose he could swallow Roy's compo for that. Roy was accepted because his team comprised Ray Lewington only. I understand that Cooper and Potter have bigger 'team going with them' expectations.

I am not sure how this fits with the global begging bowl for new stand top up funding. If you want someone to put in an extra ringfenced £50M, they might want to see something more convincing. Unless if the begging bowl attempt fails, Beaky can pin new stand delay or mothballing on that. Handy.

 

[Sirnormangall]

Scott Parker FAV to be next Palace Manager, oh please make this happen

Haha - favourite with who? Mrs Parker?

 

[Sheebo]

Scott Parker. My first thought being that this would be such a Beaky thing to do. Unemployed with possibly no 'team' to bring with him and a one time 'next big thing' about him. I suppose he could swallow Roy's compo for that. Roy was accepted because his team comprised Ray Lewington only. I understand that Cooper and Potter have bigger 'team going with them' expectations.

I am not sure how this fits with the global begging bowl for new stand top up funding. If you want someone to put in an extra ringfenced £50M, they might want to see something more convincing. Unless if the begging bowl attempt fails, Beaky can pin new stand delay or mothballing on that. Handy.

Oh go on then….

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Have a laugh mate

Both ways is best ways. Always

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Haha - favourite with who? Mrs Parker?

Apparently it’s a proper thing, too funny for words but the bookies rarely get it wrong. This would be funnier than when they renewed Wilf’s budget busting contract

 

[Bry Nylon]

Roy was accepted because his team comprised Ray Lewington only.

Plus Ray Lewington ONLY wears shorts from circa 1984, so there was no requirement for the club to provide him with tracksuit bottoms.

 

[schmunk]

Well, who on earth do we want to win tomorrow? Marginally I’d go Palace as Chelsea are closer to us but it’s akin to which mate you want to catch knobbing your Mrs!

Really we want to see them knobbing each other.

 

[Mancgull]

Looking through the odds I still see Kieran McKenna as favourite with Scott Parker as second favourite.
I doubt McKenna would want to leave Ipswich at this stage but could be interested if Ipswich don’t get promoted this season.
Scott Parker could be a temporary replacement option?

 

[Triggaaar]

Apparently it’s a proper thing, too funny for words but the bookies rarely get it wrong.

Next manager markets are quite different. They can take your money for several possibles, and then a new option enters the field. There's also not much money on it.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Credit to @edna krabappel

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

“Can we write something about the light shows?”
“What? No!”
“Oh please! I’ll pay for it”
“FFS go on then. But keep it brief”

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

At half time the Palace PA played 'everything's gonna be alright' by Bob Marley.

Gallagher scores for Chelsea after 1 minute. They go on to score 3. And the Chelsea fans stole the Marley and sang it the whole second half.

You have to laugh a bit. I did

 

[Van Cleef]

At half time the Palace PA played 'everything's gonna be alright' by Bob Marley.

Gallagher scores for Chelsea after 1 minute. They go on to score 3. And the Chelsea fans stole the Marley and sang it the whole second half.

You have to laugh a bit. I did

Yes, sadly for those cheeky monkeys it turned into a bit of a audio OG.
Maybe save the sarky tunes for when you win?

 

[HangletonGull]

Apparently it’s a proper thing, too funny for words but the bookies rarely get it wrong. This would be funnier than when they renewed Wilf’s budget busting contract

Bookies always get it wrong

 

[Van Cleef]

Bookies always get it wrong

A Next Palace Manager odds search throws up a bizarre rogues gallery of has beens. And half of the has beens have already managed them at some point.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

“Can we write something about the light shows?”
“What? No!”
“Oh please! I’ll pay for it”
“FFS go on then. But keep it brief”

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Worst haiku ever!

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Palace fans' biggest fear and our biggest dream. I want it. You want it. We all want it. make it so Tone!

 

[schmunk]

Palace fans' biggest fear and our biggest dream. I want it. You want it. We all want it. make it so Tone!

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Where's the Zipwire? I pacifically requested a Zipwire.

OUT

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Where's the Zipwire? I pacifically requested a Zipwire.

OUT

Where’s the north shelf?

OBE has sold us us out for corporates