Palace fan embarrasses himself (and humanity)

[Wozza]

https://twitter.com/matthewdoyle31/status/712547799221534720

 

[Jbanged]

How do these people exist?

 

[Bold Seagull]

There are enough on NSC to be fair...

 

[surrey jim]

With a 30 second internet search you can find his email / mobile / phone all readily available on a well known professional networking site.

 

[Hotchilidog]

Wow. That is simply unreal.

 

[Wozza]

Some great responses on Twitter...

I confronted a Scottish man at breakfast today & asked him to explain porridge. "Nothing tae do wi' me" he said. An oatmeal-mouthed reply.

I confronted a Scouse woman yesterday in Cosby. I asked her to explain John Bishop. She said "Nothing to do with me". A mealy mouthed reply

I confronted Evel Knievel yesterday in Croydon. I asked him to explain stunt bikes. He said "Nothing to do with me". A wheelie mouthed reply

 

[Wozza]

Confronted Audrey Tautou in Croydon yesterday and asked her to explain Brussels. She quoted lines from an old script. Amelie-mouthed reply.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Confronted Audrey Tautou in Croydon yesterday and asked her to explain Brussels. She quoted lines from an old script. Amelie-mouthed reply.

 

[seagully]

Aside from the subject matter itself, has anyone noticed the sudden prevalence of people using the plural 'women' when they mean 'woman'? Does my nut in.

"I confronted a Muslim women yesterday in Croydon. I asked her to explain Brussels. She said "Nothing to do with me". A mealy mouthed reply."

 

[Uh_huh_him]

Link doesn't work for me... what did/does it say?

^^ edit seen it now

 

[Goldstone1976]

With a 30 second internet search you can find his email / mobile / phone all readily available on a well known professional networking site.

Ironically, his job is in PR and Communications lolol and he's active (but not for much longer, I fear) in Politics, both nationally and locally for the...wait for it..... Lib Dems! Very liberal attitude shown on his Twitter feed.

What an utter twonk. For being so easily found, I can only assume his brain cell must have overslept.

 

[Randsta]

Hardly a shock really ...should have burnt more!

 

[sparkie]

Ironically, his job is in PR and Communications lolol and he's active (but not for much longer, I fear) in Politics, both nationally and locally for the...wait for it..... Lib Dems! Very liberal attitude shown on his Twitter feed.

What an utter twonk. For being so easily found, I can only assume his brain cell must have overslept.

He'll claim his account has been hacked later today.

 

[seagully]

Ironically, his job is in PR and Communications lolol and he's active (but not for much longer, I fear) in Politics, both nationally and locally for the...wait for it..... Lib Dems! Very liberal attitude shown on his Twitter feed.

What an utter twonk. For being so easily found, I can only assume his brain cell must have overslept.

His home address is on his Facebook page as well (he has a link to it in his Twitter bio)

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Aside from the subject matter itself, has anyone noticed the sudden prevalence of people using the plural 'women' when they mean 'woman'? Does my nut in.

"I confronted a Muslim women yesterday in Croydon. I asked her to explain Brussels. She said "Nothing to do with me". A mealy mouthed reply."

It isn't just you. I have noticed it more and more, also people that use 'then' instead of 'than'. As in 'We were a better team then them'

I am no scholar but it annoys me greatly

 

[Bold Seagull]

His home address is on his Facebook page as well (he has a link to it in his Twitter bio)

Does he like pizza?

 

[Goldstone1976]

He'll claim his account has been hacked later today.

Worse, I'm afraid! He seems to have taken his Twitter feed down, but his last post was:

"It's all a wind up!"

This, following this:

"Let's join with France and ban the Burka - I don't hide my identity - why should they ? #brussels #Islamism"

For those that didn't see it, his original Twitter post was:

"I confronted a Muslim women yesterday in Croydon. I asked her to explain Brussels. She said "Nothing to do with me". A mealy mouthed reply."

 

[seagully]

It isn't just you. I have noticed it more and more, also people that use 'then' instead of 'than'. As in 'We were a better team then them'

I am no scholar but it annoys me greatly

At least with 'then' and 'than', there is the excuse that they are phonetically interchangeable in some accents so could cause people to write it as they say it. (Although it does piss me off just as much as it does you)

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Some great responses on Twitter...

I confronted a Scottish man at breakfast today & asked him to explain porridge. "Nothing tae do wi' me" he said. An oatmeal-mouthed reply.

I confronted a Scouse woman yesterday in Cosby. I asked her to explain John Bishop. She said "Nothing to do with me". A mealy mouthed reply

I confronted Evel Knievel yesterday in Croydon. I asked him to explain stunt bikes. He said "Nothing to do with me". A wheelie mouthed reply

These are all great, ahahahaha.

 

[Wozza]

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