[Football] Palace Eagle Snuffs It

[Gilliver's Travels]

Hot news from up the road. Long-serving Palace mascot Kayla the Eagle has departed this earth. She is an ex-Eagle. Brown bread. Gone to meet her maker.

There's even a 6-page tribute thread on the BBS. See post 45 for details.

No doubt specially trained grief counsellors are on hand, with local taxidermists already bidding for the honour of mounting and stuffing her.

No flowers by request. But the referee at the Vitality Stadium tomorrow evening should surely be calling for a minute's silence. Which shouldn't be too difficut to achieve.

RIP Kayla. No longer to soar over majestic Selhurst Park, admiring the unbelievable sights beneath your golden wings.

 

[The Wookiee]

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?380687-CPFC-Parrot-is-dead

 

[Saunders]

Hot news from up the road. Long-serving Palace mascot Kayla the Eagle has departed this earth. She is an ex-Eagle. Brown bread. Gone to meet her maker.

There's even a 6-page tribute thread on the BBS. See post 45 for details.

No doubt specially trained grief counsellors are on hand, with local taxidermists already bidding for the honour of mounting and stuffing her.

No flowers by request. But the referee at the Vitality Stadium tomorrow evening should surely be calling for a minute's silence. Which shouldn't be too difficut to achieve.

RIP Kayla. No longer to soar over majestic Selhurst Park, admiring the unbelievable sights beneath your golden wings.

Words fail me

 

[Hugo Rune]

RIP Kayal.

With Parish looking more and more like an Eagle as he grows older, why not kit the spiv out in tights and feathers and he can flap around pre-kick off entertaining the dribbling hordes?

 

[Se20]

At least she had a farewell feast on her heavenly journey.

 

[Jack Straw]

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At least she had a farewell feast on her heavenly journey.

Road-kill is easy prey. It wouldn't dare attack a live one.

 

[wellquickwoody]

Words fail me

Why?

 

[wellquickwoody]

RSPCA should have been involved much earlier to put a dumb, poor defenceless creature out of its misery. But enough of Steve Parrish, RIP Kayla.

 

[Lincoln Imp]

Got to admit it - eagles are prettier than seagulls. Neither of them is very NICE though.

 

[Lincoln Imp]

Why?

Yes, why?

 

[Se20]

Road-kill is easy prey. It wouldn't dare attack a live one.

Road kill on a beach ? Was it hit by a surfboard ??

 

[Dougie]

One of kayla’s highlights ( apart from soaring above selhurst park chasing off the gangs of seagulls).

 

[Hugo Rune]

Road kill on a beach ? Was it hit by a surfboard ??

Now look here.

Forget the avian world for a moment.

I’ve spent the best part of last week searching for an example of a match played where both teams lose. I’ve not been able to find one, so.....

Good luck tonight on the BBC’s first ever live match and I’ll extend those best wishes to your fixture on the 12th July.

We can both agree that Howe & Bournemouth’s treatment of Glenn Murray was a national disgrace. We can both agree that Howe’s smug face is so much more palatable without the grin. We can both hopefully agree that Bournemouth are better off in the football league from the perspective of most right thinking fans, whatever colours they wear.

Good day.

 

[A mex eyecan]

Hot news from up the road. Long-serving Palace mascot Kayla the Eagle has departed this earth. She is an ex-Eagle. Brown bread. Gone to meet her maker.

There's even a 6-page tribute thread on the BBS. See post 45 for details.

No doubt specially trained grief counsellors are on hand, with local taxidermists already bidding for the honour of mounting and stuffing her.

No flowers by request. But the referee at the Vitality Stadium tomorrow evening should surely be calling for a minute's silence. Which shouldn't be too difficut to achieve.

RIP Kayla. No longer to soar over majestic Selhurst Park, admiring the unbelievable sights beneath your golden wings.

may as well stuff her, the previous club has stuffed everybody else

 

[Taybha]

Reddington has been made aware . Looking forward to seeing a giant memorial pair of pants banner that in no way shape or form resembles a Eagle. RIP bird , your torment is over .

 

[Jack Straw]

Road kill on a beach ? Was it hit by a surfboard ??

Surely all your lot have picked up a bit of food and taken it to somewhere much nicer with a lovely beach and eaten it there?

 

[Was not Was]

may as well stuff her, the previous club has stuffed everybody else

After some CPFC-quality taxidermy ...


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[Surrey_Albion]

Im sure the "do as you likeies" will nick another one from somewhere

 

[Barrow Boy]

Here's the replacement bird with his keeper.

 

[A1X]

Given he's carrying their club does this mean Wilf is now going to have to dress up like this to entertain the crowds?