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[Albion] Palace at home - 15/03/23







The Fifth Column

Lazy mug
Nov 30, 2010
4,132
Hangleton
Every time we play palace my hopes are raised and then dashed by their sheer spawniness at managing to get some kind of result against us. Every time I say 'Its about time we done them over in brutal fashion', every time my football heart is broken. Every single thing points towards an Albion drubbing of the Croydon Neanderthals but I just know this will not happen, just know it. It wont stop me thinking it or feeling it until Weds night though when we are all reminded by the footballing gods just what a lucky bunch of of shitstained wankpuffins that they are as they scrape yet another result out of their large barrel of yearly results. Twats.
 










Swansman

Pro-peace
May 13, 2019
22,320
Sweden
Every time we play palace my hopes are raised and then dashed by their sheer spawniness at managing to get some kind of result against us. Every time I say 'Its about time we done them over in brutal fashion', every time my football heart is broken. Every single thing points towards an Albion drubbing of the Croydon Neanderthals but I just know this will not happen, just know it. It wont stop me thinking it or feeling it until Weds night though when we are all reminded by the footballing gods just what a lucky bunch of of shitstained wankpuffins that they are as they scrape yet another result out of their large barrel of yearly results. Twats.
IMHO that win is long overdue and because of that, when it happens, it will be a big fat tasty victory - at least with three goals.
 




SeagullsoverLondon

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NSC Patron
Jun 20, 2021
3,864
It’s horrific but the gods of football will dictate that Palace will score with all their shots on target and touches in our penalty area on Wednesday. That will give them a total of one or two goals. Sadly, that should be enough to get at least a draw.

You can guarantee the following things won’t happen:
We will convert all our easy chances.
We will score a deflected goal.
The referee will give us a boarder line penalty.
Palace will have a player(s) sent off.
We will score from a set-piece.


Betting folk ITK will be heavily backing:
- Brighton having a goal ruled out by VAR
- Brighton going down to 10 men.
- A 0-0, 1-1 or 2-2 result.
- Palace being awarded a penalty.
- Zaha scoring the penalty.
- Lewis Dunk being sent off.
- Brighton having 70%+ possession.
- Brighton having 20+ shots.
- Odsonne Edouard &/or Zaha scoring.
Actually, after the Leeds games, I am sure the Football Gods will shine on us on Wednesday.
If we had stuffed Leeds 5-1, like we had ought to have, then I am sure all your doom and gloom would have been justified. But I believe we have got that out of our system against Leeds, and we will play against Palace like we did v West Ham and get a similar result.
 




Motogull

Todd Warrior
Sep 16, 2005
10,461
I reckon this will be standard Palace. Progressive Paddy V appears to have a 'must not lose' mindset and I can't see him changing that for us. Turgid antifootball beckons with them hoping for the odd counter attack. I also reckon they will not have no shots on target for this one because we will expose ourselves (ooh err).

Whatever the result, we will have a better run in because whilst they have a piss easy run in, they will also be games that neither wants to lose so they will be cagey boring affairs. Grim stuff.
 




Auckland seagull

Well-known member
Aug 26, 2016
240
This is the one. I mean, surely this is the one where we actually spank them. I have the most perfectly timed day of industrial action in NZ, so I can watch the game at 8.30 am without any problems. Surely that's a sign?
 














Mackenzie

Old Brightonian
Nov 7, 2003
34,003
East Wales
Surely our luck will change against them this time? It’s about time we beat them.
 




nicko31

Well-known member
Jan 7, 2010
18,566
Gods country fortnightly
I know last season we were lucky to snatch a point at Smellhurst.

But in recent years Palace seem more jammy against us that almost any other team. Prepare for anti-football tomorrow night from them up the road
 




barbus_max bhafc

Active member
Dec 12, 2021
187
Worthing
Theyll park the bus as usual and make it difficult for us to break them down, but we will. I’m going for a 1-0 home win and Zaha to cry all the way home😂😂 Still just over 1,000 tickets left so doesn’t look as tho this will sell out.
 


Mellor 3 Ward 4

Well-known member
Jul 27, 2004
10,233
saaf of the water
Theyll park the bus as usual and make it difficult for us to break them down, but we will. I’m going for a 1-0 home win and Zaha to cry all the way home😂😂 Still just over 1,000 tickets left so doesn’t look as tho this will sell out.
It sold out ages ago and the Ticket Exchange has been open for a while......
 


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