[Football] Palace 0 - 3 Chelsea

[bhanutz]

In 5 years time if you lot still only have attendance figures to crow about over us - I'll be a happy man.

I'm pretty sure there was certain game where the commentators couldn't believe the Brighton "fans" were leaving in droves before the end of such an important match ........ what game was that now .....?

Did you enjoy watching from your armchair?

 

[Working class pride]

In 5 years time if you lot still only have attendance figures to crow about over us - I'll be a happy man.

I'm pretty sure there was certain game where the commentators couldn't believe the Brighton "fans" were leaving in droves before the end of such an important match ........ what game was that now .....?

Well at least Brighton fans turn up to start with in the Championship unlike Plastic Palace. By the way, I understand your "Ultra" kiddies were formed by an ex spurs fans. Did he supply the drum or did you buy a spare one from club like Reading? Could you be any more poxy if you tried?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Who needs a theatre of dreams, when you have a crystal palace.


Why is it wrong to nickname Crystal Palace 'The Eagles'?
Because eagles have two decent wings.

 

[XSE25]

Did you enjoy watching from your armchair?

It was actually a sofa.

I only get to a few game season ....... but I do live in Australia

 

[XSE25]

Well at least Brighton fans turn up to start with in the Championship unlike Plastic Palace. By the way, I understand your "Ultra" kiddies were formed by an ex spurs fans. Did he supply the drum or did you buy a spare one from club like Reading? Could you be any more poxy if you tried?

LOL
You are my favourite poser ....... I mean poster.

 

[Postman Pat]

It was actually a sofa.

I only get to a few game season ....... but I do live in Australia

Well glad you were so concerned what we were saying about you that you felt the need to pop on to our message board at 2.40am.....

 

[Working class pride]

LOL
You are my favourite poser ....... I mean poster.

Do you bang a drum is Oz as well?

 

[XSE25]

Well glad you were so concerned what we were saying about you that you felt the need to pop on to our message board at 2.40am.....

11:40 actually....... but thanks.

(I do like to see how the other half live occasionally)

 

[XSE25]

Do you bang a drum is Oz as well?

No - that would be silly,

I do dress up in black though and spend a lot of the time with my back to the telly.

 

[Working class pride]

No - that would be silly,

I do dress up in black though and spend a lot of the time with my back to the telly.

And do whatever a spurs fan tells you to do?

 

[Prince Monolulu]

I do dress up in black though and spend a lot of the time with my back to the telly.

How very quaint, if a tad disturbingly odd.

 

[XSE25]

And do whatever a spurs fan tells you to do?

Ironically enough , my wife is a Spurs fan ......... so .........

 

[XSE25]

How very quaint, if a tad disturbingly odd.

I hate explaining jokes .....

 

[Prince Monolulu]

I hate explaining jokes .....

It was a joke.....aaaahh? It is said that if a joke needs explaining then it might be struggling already.

 

[lawros left foot]

I hate explaining jokes .....

Has your house got cladding too?

 

[XSE25]

It was a joke.....aaaahh? It is said that if a joke needs explaining then it might be struggling already.

maybe.
but in this instance I don't think it was the joke that was struggling.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Who needs a theatre of dreams, when you have a crystal palace.


Why is it wrong to nickname Crystal Palace 'The Eagles'?
Because eagles have two decent wings.

I hate explaining jokes .....

If you are still awake, please explain the meaning of these jokes to me, being a mere mortal from planet reality!

 

[XSE25]

If you are still awake, please explain the meaning of these jokes to me, being a mere mortal from planet reality!

I liked the second one ..... bit of tommy cooper in it.

 

[AmexRuislip]

I liked the second one ..... bit of tommy cooper in it.

Is that how the goals went in this afternoon?
'JUST LIKE THAT'

 

[Postman Pat]

Has your house got cladding too?

Or wheels.....?!