So a shortish international striker - bit muscle bound - scored lots of goals in his career - but wouldn't actually deliver what we expected - is not coming. But then again we've got one of those already.
Why the f*** would he want to go to Stoke? He's a shortarse and is going to end up with a crick in his neck after every bloody game looking up into the sky for the ball!
Premier league just sold rights for 3 billion squid. We won't attract anyone much unless we reach the promised land.
(More than happy with where we are & how we're doing at the mo').