[Football] Over 70s to be banned from premier league matches

[Doonhamer7]

Just seen on my news stream that over 70s may be banned at premier league games because of conoravirus, I can see loads of jokes on this starting

 

[Perry Milkins]

Just seen on my news stream that over 70s may be banned at premier league games because of conoravirus, I can see loads of jokes on this starting

Palace without Roy?

 

[Weststander]

Bmuff’s crowds will plummet from 12,000 to 389.

 

[Weststander]

Palace without Roy?

Brighton without Muzza?

 

[Luke93]

First it was the flasks, now it’s this.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavi...ummoned-to-discuss-contingency-plans-11951225

 

[Algernon]

First it was the flasks, now it’s this.

It's incase you trip over one

 

[doogie004]

Barber will be all over this something else to ban


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[AmexRuislip]

At least the toilet queues will be quicker.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Sod that!
I’ll want a refund and I’ve also bought a ticket for my 15 yr old grandson for the Man Utd game.

 

[Guinness Boy]

I actually thought this would be a Daily Mash or Private Eye link, The fact it's real is ****ing mental.

 

[beorhthelm]

why would you ban over 70's they might be at risk but not a risk. this is where media need to be regulated and stop peddling fear. some one probably mentioned this as a "maybe", it makes it to a headline in a major news outlet. elsewhere they are loving pictures of empty shelves (often not actually empty, or no different to a late Sunday), while most super markets are well stocked.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I have a nasty feeling I may not be let in. The ********.

 

[lawros left foot]

Are over 70s who go to Premier League games at more risk than over 70s that go to the Football League games? Or don’t they matter as much?

 

[NooBHA]

Remember when you used to get fake ID to get you into pubs claiming you were over 18.

I can see it now if BensGrandad was still with us. Starting a thread asking how to create a fake ID to make him qualify as being under 70

 

[Durlston]

You'll be alright, Harry.

I'll get you a fake ID card mate, saying you're 69.

 

[Eeyore]

So someone of 50 with multiple health issues could attend. A fit 70 year old couldn't ?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I actually thought this would be a Daily Mash or Private Eye link, The fact it's real is ****ing mental.

I have Brass Eye and The Day Today on DVD. They now look like genuine 2020 current affairs programmes.

I'm going to dose myself up with Clarkey Cat, Jessop Jessop and Cake, and hope for the best.

 

[Eeyore]

You'll be alright, Harry.

I'll get you a fake ID card mate, saying you're 69.

STH Pensioners borrowing the season ticket cards of other people not attending who are under 65.

 

[Algernon]

Over 70s are statistically more likely to snuff it from the virus but not any more likely to be infected with it.