Out of interest.. does anyone actually know

[Stat Brother]

I went to school with a Little Beau Peep.....






....she was always losing stuff

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

I went to school with a Little Beau Peep.....






....she was always losing stuff

. . . . . . . . or did she know where they were, and really she was pulling the wool over your eyes?

 

[Stat Brother]

. . . . . . . . or did she know where they were, and really she was pulling the wool over your eyes?

nah, she was just a dappy bitch.

 

[On the Left Wing]

or a Fire watch named: Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub?

 

[Biscuit]

Anyone one a bunch of Juvenile Delinquents that go by the name Tom, Dick and Harry?

Little swines.

 

[On the Left Wing]

There was once a bunch of gun swinging drug barons in Paisley (near Glasgow) who were genuinely called Hughie, Dewie and Louie!!!!

 

[dougdeep]

I new a girl who did cross words who was called Chris Cross. Not funny but true.

 

[Seagullible]

Knew a Pat who was married to Jess

 

[Brovion]

I know a Mr Baker who is in fact a butcher. I also genuinely knew a guy called Mike Hunt. I think both his parents must have had a very sheltered upbringing.

 

[Couldn't give a rats arse]

I know of people actually called Richard Head and Michael Hunt.

There also used to be old dears in Eastbourne called Pearly Gates and Daisy Duckling.

 

[Brovion]

This is a bit of an aside but never mind: Those of you who listen to 'Thought for the Day' on Radio 4 (I'm sure you all do) will probably be familiar with Rabbi Lionel Blue. His family were immigrants to Britain and his father looked around for a nice, unobtrusive English surname they could adopt which wouldn't draw attention to them. He worked out that colors were pretty popular; Black, Green, Brown and White were all common surnames so he guessed 'Blue' must be as well.

 

[NMH]

bob's my uncle

Maybe, but is Fanny your Aunt?

 

[NMH]

This is a bit of an aside but never mind: Those of you who listen to 'Thought for the Day' on Radio 4 (I'm sure you all do) will probably be familiar with Rabbi Lionel Blue. His family were immigrants to Britain and his father looked around for a nice, unobtrusive English surname they could adopt which wouldn't draw attention to them. He worked out that colors were pretty popular; Black, Green, Brown and White were all common surnames so he guessed 'Blue' must be as well.

Loads of pop-stars change their names, but I can understand Harry Webb (Cliff Qweerchard) doing it, but why Engelbert Humperdink?

 

[NMH]

There's a band who were named after blues artists Pink Anderson and Floyd Council (and no, it isn't those megastars 'Anderson Council'.... though I'm starting to like that as a band-name too come to think of it)

 

[Meade's Ball]

I knew a man called Horse.

 

[Dave the OAP]

or a middle aged copper called bill

 

[Brovion]

Loads of pop-stars change their names, but I can understand Harry Webb (Cliff Qweerchard) doing it, but why Engelbert Humperdink?

That wasn't the idea of old Larry Parnes was it? ('Parnes shiilings and pence') He had a stable of singers in the 60s and made them all change their names.

 

[Withnail]

I knew an old lady that lived in a shoe. Well, it was more of a warden controlled flat but it smelt like an old shoe.

 

[Artois]

I know an old woman who swallowed a fly.

 

[NMH]

A mate of mine emigrated to Australia and had two kids, Kylie and Jason. Natch, they were named before the appearance of any 'Neighbours' pair.