Out of interest.. does anyone actually know

[Biscuit]

a postman called Pat?

I don't.

 

[Robbie G]

Also, does anyone know a fireman called Sam?

 

[Beach Hut]

Or a Lord called Gay

 

[Del Boy]

Or a Carrie called "Darren"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Or the cat of a postman (Pat or non-Pat) called Jess

Or indeed ANY cat called Jess

 

[Del Boy]

Or a Carrie called "Darren"

What a d1ck, i ment Currie.....

Not Carrie, that would just be stupid

 

[Biscuit]

Or the cat of a postman (Pat or non-Pat) called Jess

Or indeed ANY cat called Jess

I know a girl called Jess.. but she's more of a FOX.

 

[The Large One]

a postman called Pat?

I don't.

Isn't Postman Pat a cousin of Telegram Sam?

 

[Stat Brother]

bob's my uncle

 

[Scotty Mac]

i know a postman called alan, and an ex fireman called dave

 

[Del Boy]

How ablout a builder called bob?

 

[Biscuit]

I know a guy called simon who is simple.

 

[Del Boy]

I know a Tim...That's also dim.

 

[Stat Brother]

I know a Mary, but she's not very contrary.

No garden.

 

[Scotty Mac]

i used to know an old mother, but she wasnt called hubbard, and she didn't have a dog and her cupboards weren't bare

 

[Kev the Ape]

i knew a man called david hasselhoff who used to drive knight rider cars.

 

[Yorkie]

I know a fireman called Andrew (my son)

 

[CAFC Matt]

I know a guy called simon who is simple.

Now I wonder

 

[John Byrnes Mullet]

I knew a Postman called Pat but he was sacked for having a bad back.

 

[Biscuit]

Now I wonder

dont you dare...