" town full of care homes,
You're just a town full of care homes"
Etc
Now that is more like it
" town full of care homes,
You're just a town full of care homes"
Etc
Erm whats that bad about Shoreham
Sorry Soulman I think this has gone over your head a little, nothing wrong with banter and everyone singing some decent songs, but I just don't think this one worked.
I can just imagine the Bournemouth fans having a good laugh at our expense
We had ' small town near Arsenal' the other night at Spurs.
As for lighten up, I was taking the piss, just a little
It has a large power station rather than a nice sandy beach, I can't imagine loads of OAPs in coaches going to Shoreham for a holiday.
Shoreham isn't really bad it's just nowhere near as nice as Bournemouth
But we are Brighton and Hoveeven worse than I thought, you couldn't make it up!!
If 'small town in Boscombe' was heard I wonder what genius thought that one up
It's like away fans singing to us ' small town in Hove '
Ok thanks for clearing that up, it was the Portsmouth bit I was more interested in.
Cringeworthy springs to mind, I bet the Bournemouth fans were really upset by that
It has a large power station rather than a nice sandy beach, I can't imagine loads of OAPs in coaches going to Shoreham for a holiday.
Shoreham isn't really bad it's just nowhere near as nice as Bournemouth
But we are Brighton and Hove
I like Shoreham, nice pubs, a lovely pint of Timothy Taylor, quite friendly and cosy backstreets.
"singing a small town in Hove"Eh? What point are you making here?
It's part of the joke with that particular song that the town is either: a) not a real place b) not that close c) not bigger than the other place.
We've sung small town in Villa before - I forget where though.
"singing a small town in Hove"
We are Brighton and Hove.
Well it beats drinking in Sompting do you have any pubs left?
I bet you don't go in that big one in the village.
Yep, i admit Shoreham is better than Sompting. I do pop in the big one in the village but usually go to Worthing.
Surely both are better than Newhaven, i thought it shut at 6pm.....
My mum lives in Sompting and believe me I would rather live and drink in Newhaven.
Hopefully you live North of the A27 as where my mum lives its full of old people, and there's a fairly big council estate round the corner.
If you'd read my post i said Shoreham and Worthing surely both are better than Newhaven, and they are.
What is this some sort of cryptic quiz?
You mentioned three places, how am I supposed to know which two you meant?
Lol. I had already admitted that Shoreham was nicer than Sompting, i also mentioned i drink in Worthing.....i did not think you had to be Hercule Poirot to fathom things out.
You haven't met me Soulman, I'm not the sharpest spanner in the toolbox!