[Politics] Our next prime minister BBC 1

[A1X]

"Johnson can be heard refusing to leave the flat and telling Symonds to “get off my ****ing laptop” before there is a loud crashing noise."

So what (or who) did Carrie discover on his laptop then?

Maybe she found his collection of Father's Day e-cards?

 

[clapham_gull]

 

[clapham_gull]

From the Daily Mail's Deputy Political Editor, John Stevens.

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[lawros left foot]

Rumour the Bullingdon bully is trying to get an injunction tonight to prevent the release of the recording. It's all probably a simple misunderstanding.

 

[Pinkie Brown]

Maybe she found his collection of Father's Day e-cards?

Assuming there was enough memory on the laptop for them all.....

 

[clapham_gull]

More lefty fake news coverage.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Jesus wept. I’ve definitely gone to hell. That’s it...I’m dead and I’m in a hell where Donald Trump rules the world and lovable psychopath Boris Johnson attempts to kill his mistress before he ascends to suck his masters codpiece. What the actual f**kis happening?

Bo Jo can’t resist screwing over Gove, leaving cod eyes (Hunt) as the only alternate...then Boris commits Hari Kiri.

Nice.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Boris - what could go wrong? Girlfriend - 24 younger than him, what could go wrong? Brexit - what could go wrong?

 

[clapham_gull]

 

[Bob!]

Jesus wept. I’ve definitely gone to hell. That’s it...I’m dead and I’m in a hell where Donald Trump rules the world and lovable psychopath Boris Johnson attempts to kill his mistress before he ascends to suck his masters codpiece. What the actual f**kis happening?

Bo Jo can’t resist screwing over Gove, leaving cod eyes (Hunt) as the only alternate...then Boris commits Hari Kiri.

Nice.

It's all part of the plan.

Remainer Hunt becomes PM, agrees a Single Market plan with Labour, agreed in Parliament by 31st October, and Boris' ex-wife gets the £350m.

 

[The Rivet]

Albion fans have gone cynical mad! Including me.........

 

[clapham_gull]

Albion fans have gone cynical mad! Including me.........

Nothing wrong with Cynicism, the Ancient Greek philosophy performed by the Cynics.

It has an inclination to believe that people are motivated purely by self-interest

 

[Thunder Bolt]

That paper has its editorial priorities right. The seagulls are more important than Alexander Boris de Pfeffel.

 

[clapham_gull]

That paper has its editorial priorities right. The seagulls are more important than Alexander Boris de Pfeffel.

Paper ?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Yes, my thoughts entirely. It all sounds rather too convenient. But Ok - the lefties are having their go, and enjoying his discomfort, and to be fair, had it been ,say, Corbyn, the other mob would have had their go! All the posters on here talking about relationship problems, as they have never had such a thing.

Are you 'old school' by any chance?

Personally I am not enjoying the discomfort at all. If this is true I find it alarming, not least because BJ will become PM.

 

[clapham_gull]

What the actual f**kis happening?

Tory party leadership election.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Paper ?

Rag.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Jesus wept. I’ve definitely gone to hell. That’s it...I’m dead and I’m in a hell where Donald Trump rules the world and lovable psychopath Boris Johnson attempts to kill his mistress before he ascends to suck his masters codpiece. What the actual f**kis happening?

Bo Jo can’t resist screwing over Gove, leaving cod eyes (Hunt) as the only alternate...then Boris commits Hari Kiri.

Nice.

This is the realm into which we have entered. This is not a good town for Psychedelic Drugs. I think I'm getting 'the fear'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j44lZ-JQS0k

 

[Fungus]

Paper ?

Well, wet wipes are out of fashion...

 

[clapham_gull]

Hmmmm . This may all be true, but there are a number of things that don't sound right.

1. The neighbour who recorded it for the girlfriends safety, and then passed the recording to the Guardian. As you would. Wouldn't you?

2. The Met who found no evidence of any assault, crime, whatever.

3. The timing. Exquisite. Half of this board is convinced Boris is a serial abuser because, well, it's in the papers. And he must be a cnt.

I shall suspend my own judgement.

Well, if the story is true the neighbour went to the house first but didn't get a reply.

She then called the Police.

Bit odd the story was passed to the Guardian, but it's well known that the Guardian doesn't pay for stories.