Our new Prime Minister Theresa May, and her cabinet...

[Titanic]

Greg Clark - Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy... the end of the Dept of Energy & Climate Change?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Political equivalent of announcing the subs now - whoooo?

 

[Titanic]

Priti Patel new Secretary of State for International Development

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Andrea Leadsom joins the cabinet as Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs.

A big promotion after a short spell as Minister of State for Energy at the Department of Energy and Climate Change.

At least she gets to put being a farmer, Egg McMuffin and shepherd on her CV now. Although she could go big and claim to have been God for a short while as Environment is involved.

 

[Titanic]

Karen Bradley is the Secretary of State for Culture, Media & Sport

 

[Titanic]

Alun Cairns will remain as Secretary of State for Wales.

 

[Easy 10]

Personally I like sexting, as ******* ****, ****, ********* *******, ********* ******* (female members of NSC), and [MENTION=70]Easy 10[/MENTION] will testify.

SLEAZY 10, as I'm known on Whatsapp x

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Karen Bradley is the Secretary of State for Culture, Media & Sport


Climbing the Greasey Pole. My M/P employs her husband. Her background is Finance.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

James Brokenshire is the new Secretary of State for Northern Ireland.

Brokenshire to NI? What Next? Colin shithole to be the new Provost of Burnley?

 

[Titanic]

Brokenshire to NI? What Next? Colin shithole to be the new Provost of Burnley?

Sorry... you will need to explain that to me

 

[Machiavelli]

What has happened to Ian Duncan Smith? I am sure he went into No.10 ages ago... but no sign of him re-emerging??

Things, at long last, might be getting better

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

All looking rather male and south-east dominated at the moment. Where are all the women we were promised, hopefully to be announced soon?

We were promised women? Isn't that an ISIS thing, and don't you have to blow yourself up first?

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Damian Green MP is appointed as Secretary of State for Work and Pensions.

Damian's a friend of a friend of mine. I've met him a few times and he seems okay for a Tory (which isn't saying much). Reading fan, who actually attends matches regularly.

 

[Ernest]

Damian's a friend of a friend of mine. I've met him a few times and he seems okay for a Tory (which isn't saying much). Reading fan, who actually attends matches regularly.

He has inherited a poisonous post thanks to the last TWO incumbents

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Sorry... you will need to explain that to me

Over the years, NI has been a 'broken shire'. So its quite ironic that the man now in charge is called Brokenshire. Likewise, if someone called 'Shithole' was put in charge of Burnley, that would also be ironic, since Burnley is a shithole. I used 'Provost' because momentarily I forgot the word 'mayor'. This happens to me from time to time. Its probably the drink. I hope that clarifies things for you

 

[Titanic]

Over the years, NI has been a 'broken shire'. So its quite ironic that the man now in charge is called Brokenshire. Likewise, if someone called 'Shithole' was put in charge of Burnley, that would also be ironic, since Burnley is a shithole. I used 'Provost' because momentarily I forgot the word 'mayor'. This happens to me from time to time. Its probably the drink. I hope that clarifies things for you

If you had said CROYDON, I would probably have got it... Sorry for being thick!

 

[Titanic]

David Mundell remains Secretary of State for Scotland

 

[CHAPPERS]

Seems like a good appointment to me. Farmers are one of the significant beneficiary of the EU, Andrea Leadsom will be keen to ensure that they get a reasonable settlement.

On voting to leave the EU, the UK government will absolutely continue in the short term to provide those subsidies whilst we think about what makes sense. And some of the things that would make sense would be environmental trading credits, because at the moment you have farmers who have to do a bit of environmental planning and a bit of farming just to meet the EU requirements. - Leadsom March 2016

 

[Titanic]

David Gauke - Chief Secretary to the Treasury

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

On voting to leave the EU, the UK government will absolutely continue in the short term to provide those subsidies whilst we think about what makes sense. And some of the things that would make sense would be environmental trading credits, because at the moment you have farmers who have to do a bit of environmental planning and a bit of farming just to meet the EU requirements. - Leadsom March 2016

Haha. I think she's stitching up everyone