[Albion] Our lord Pascal gross

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Arguably the most famous song originally written in German is Silent Night - aka Stille Nacht, Heilige Nacht. So let’s just sing that but - here’s the clever bit - with every word replaced by Pascal Gross. Roll over Hal David, tell Tim Rice the news.

It goes:
Pascal Gross, Pascal Gross
Pascal Gross, Pascal Gross
Pascal Gross, Pascal Gross
Pascal Gross, Pascal Gross.

I think that would sound rather beautiful actually.

I love it.

But what do we do for the sleep in heavenly peace bit?

Pascal Groossily Grooooooooss?

 

[Man of Harveys]

I love it.

But what do we do for the sleep in heavenly peace bit?

Pascal Groossily Grooooooooss?

Works for me. It’s all good.

 

[Whitley Bayster]

I love it.

But what do we do for the sleep in heavenly peace bit?

Pascal Groossily Grooooooooss?

Weep as he takes the pisssssss......

 

[dazzer6666]

Weep as he takes the pisssssss......

He is our king of assisssssssssssssssssssssts.

 

[raymondo]

Reminded me of messi’s pass to Mac in the World Cup final and Mac’s onward ball across the defender to the winger to score

Very similar

 

[dazzer6666]

 

[WhingForPresident]

Nine assists already this season after today

Will be a far bigger loss than Mac or Caicedo were when he hangs up his boots IMO. One of a kind.

Make that 11.

Get the statue built!

 

[Pevenseagull]

League only for assists (from BBC top 25)

Gross

Only Trippier has more assists (1 more).
Joint highest for total chances created, chances per 90minutes and passing accuracy.
Highest for number of passes.

Magnificent.

Premier League Top Scorers - BBC Sport

Premier League top scorers. Showing assists, time on pitch and the shots on and off target.

www.bbc.co.uk

Edit ... Watkins now has more as well.

 

[Weststander]

He was my joint MOTM with Dunk.

When CP tried to up the ante after their goal, within 5 minutes he was key in driving them back into their joke football.

With Dunk, our two best players of the PL era?

 

[A1X]

After we’ve built the Dunk statue, Pascal needs one too

 

[brighton_dave]

Exceptional positioning and tricky run. Pascal must be the best value signing for the Albion ever.

 

[Stat Brother]

After we’ve built the Dunk statue, Pascal needs one too

I doubt they'll be enough marble left what with Roy's statue being done first.

 

[macbeth]

hang it in the louvre

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

The man’s a Brighton legend, I just hope he knows it.

 

[AZ Gull]

After providing his nonchalant assist for Buonanotte's goal yesterday, as five other Albion players steam off towards the south-west corner to celebrate with Facundo, Gross just jogs off towards the south-east corner on his lonesome

Why? Did he have family in that corner?

 

[ElectricNaz]

Pascal groosssssss
He comes from Germany
He gets assists for me
He is the German Pascal Grosssssssss

 

[scwiffy]

His performance yesterday was up there with his best for us 10/10

 

[Man of Harveys]

I love him. He’s the absolute best. Deserves way more sung appreciation but he’s a modest guy anyway. Brilliant yesterday.

 

[Springal]

After providing his nonchalant assist for Buonanotte's goal yesterday, as five other Albion players steam off towards the south-west corner to celebrate with Facundo, Gross just jogs off towards the south-east corner on his lonesome

Why? Did he have family in that corner?

Yep most of the players families are in that corner. Dunk has a box above the away fans, Webster ESL

 

[tedebear]

Gross is a powerhouse, silently keep on keeping on, and keeping us going and in the running. Gilmour yesterday too, getting battered about in mid field and mostly bouncing back up like an ever ready bunny to take another battering...the ref let a little too much go there I think...But the pair of them were stonking. Gross being top of that table up there doesn't suprise me in the slightest. Such an amazing signing for us, and long may he continue...