[Albion] Our Chris Loses The Plot- 2018/19 Edition

[Eeyore]

"We are delighted to welcome Alireza to the club," said Brighton manager Chris Hughton in a statement. "We are particularly pleased to get this deal over the line.

"Ali is a player that we have been aware of and monitored for a few years, and his versatility will increase our attacking options within the squad.

"He can play in a wide position or a central midfield attacking role, and I am now very much looking forward to working with him."

Clearly not content with issuing a simple welcome and humble comment, our Chris decides to use the aggressive word 'attacking' twice.

One wonders just how many times this statement was edited to give a slight resemblance of respectable and humble discourse.

It's going to a troublesome season on that touchline.

 

[SweatyMexican]

I fear we’re going to add more evidence to this thread than last year’s.

He’s out of control.

 

[TomandJerry]

I wonder how many times we will be seeing him kick off in the technical box...

 

[Beach Hut]

This is now on red alert for a touchline ban in my view

 

[Badger]

Spoiling for a fight and the season hasn't even started yet.

 

[Guinness Boy]

We're on the road to scoring away from home AND celebrating it with a mild fist pump. Flippin eck.

 

[sams dad]

Spoiling for a fight and the season hasn't even started yet.

If I was on the receiving end of that look, I would be scared for my life. The man is obviously a psychopath.

 

[Ernest]

I reckon he’s gone SOFT

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Maniac


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[Washie]

Spoiling for a fight and the season hasn't even started yet.

Sickening behaviour right there, and Barber just let's him get away with it. I can't blame the man for being scared of him, but we need someone behind the scenes to stop these actions. #BarberOUT

 

[studio150]

We're on the road to scoring away from home AND celebrating it with a mild fist pump. Flippin eck.

Steady, fully expect an away goal to be celebrated by picking up his bottle of water, taking a sip or two and then back to normal match mode.

Now if we could get a last minute winner away from home then it could be full Birmingham celebrations again

 

[Drebin]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jul/31/efl-managers-red-yellow-cards

Let’s hope for Hughtons sake this doesn’t spread to the premier league. He would never make it to half time.

 

[Eeyore]

No word needed. Apart from 'no words needed'.

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

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No word needed. Apart from 'no words needed'.

Death stare

 

[Winker]

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No word needed. Apart from 'no words needed'.

What's Gus Poyet doing behind him? - "Tony, it's me, I like your ceiling after all".

 

[timbha]

No photo but he did go a bit mental after the first goal, either for two of our players standing 15 yards off for their short corner or for not marking when the ball came in box. He has every right to give himself a boll****** tonight for going down without a fight (and for thinking Bernardo can play on the right).

 

[Eeyore]

Every time they went to him today the screen went black. I'm guessing that he finally did some damage. Has he been arrested ?

 

[Doonhamer7]

I’m sure there was a triple (yes triple) fist pump when we scored the first

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

I really think Tony needs to step in and have a word, his ANTICS are becoming an embarrassment to the club

 

[Weststander]

When we went 2-0 up, CH forgot to bottle up his hidden passion for the Albion.

On the Excitable Unai Emery Scale, that was a 2.5 out of 10.