Our Chris Loses The Plot... 2017/18 Edition...

[Whitley Bayster]

You can see from that gif that it's Trollope who has given CH these bad habits.

TB, PB: you know what to do.

And look at the stewards having to stop the crowd from getting to him. They are iinscenced with Chris behaviour. It's the reckless and unashamed abandonment of sportmanship that gets me. What is wrong with a polite clap and a self satisfied nod of the head.

 

[jackanada]

Watch the end of this clip carefully. After the maniacal fist pumping he appears to calm down... No look closer he sets his jaw and loosens his arms ready to re-enter the fray. Like a squaddie pretending he is going to walk away before glassing some civvie in a pub.
What forces have withheld the clearly traumatic scenes that immediately follow this snippet, that itself should only be rebroadcast in a criminal trial, we may never know.
Who is protecting the lunatic Chris Hughton... and what does he have on them?
Deeply troubling times.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

He's gone from the fork-lift truck driver to the manic cocktail shaker.

Shaken and stirred. Potty.

There you go. Proof. Watch his lips as he does the old imaginary ski poles, firstly he says "yes, get in there," followed by a sudden realisation that his anorak is the short one without pockets to put his tiny hands in...then he mouths "gottle of geer" ventriloquist style...and he hasn't bought his big green Orville dummy to do his act for the fans. The guy is seriously deranged. Completely hatstand.

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

Are you proud of this Tony?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I love the guy in the grey coat in the front row next to the bench's reaction. Absolute quality.

And there he is again, this time in black. He makes a hell of a team with Hughton.

 

[astralavi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAAQFqCTBEw&feature=youtu.be

Zero restraint

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I can barely bear to open this thread this side of the 9pm watershed anymore. The horror! The horror!

 

[timbha]

CH talking to Mourinho on the touchline last night
“say that again and i’ll take you all on you Portuguese ****”

 

[Eeyore]

I think Wagner needs to choose his words carefully today.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

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I think Wagner needs to choose his words carefully today.

"Achtung ! Hande Hock! Raus, Raus, for you, Tommie, ze var is Over"

 

[jakarta]

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I think Wagner needs to choose his words carefully today.

Looks like he is in the Usual Suspects Lineup - who is Keyser Soze?

 

[dazzer6666]

Struck a new low on Friday. Honestly, when is Bloom going to realise the damage this guy is doing. Only just noticed, amazed something hasn’t been done about this.

Upturned jacket collars are not acceptable under any circumstances, not even 20 seconds before the ref blows time on us beating Man U.

 

[knocky1]

Seconds before he gives the Vs to Mourinho as well. Shame he can't be taught common decency.

 

[dazzer6666]

Seconds before he gives the Vs to Mourinho as well. Shame he can't be taught common decency.

He got away with that because the Ordinary One had already pissed off down the tunnel.

 

[lawros left foot]

Mods, bearing in mind all the recent brouhaha about thread titles, could you change this one to something like

The demented shenanigans of a manager clearly out of control.

 

[Ernest]

Struck a new low on Friday. Honestly, when is Bloom going to realise the damage this guy is doing. Only just noticed, amazed something hasn’t been done about this.

Upturned jacket collars are not acceptable under any circumstances, not even 20 seconds before the ref blows time on us beating Man U.

I wouldn’t want to be on the end of that stare

 

[SweatyMexican]

Absolute liability

 

[timbha]

Absolute liability

Get rid. Bring in someone with class ...... NOW....... Pardew

 

[SweatyMexican]

Get rid. Bring in someone with class ...... NOW....... Pardew

Don’t be so bloody stupid.

Let Chris have the rest of the season, and THEN get Pardew in.

 

[timbha]

Don’t be so bloody stupid.

Let Chris have the rest of the season, and THEN get Pardew in.

NO - there can be no sentiment in football. Get rid now before the press start digging