Our Chris Loses The Plot... 2017/18 Edition...

[Coldeanseagull]

What's with the straightening of the jumper? Was there any real need for that?

 

[Goldstone1976]

I love the little reverse quickstep before the spin and double fist pump.

I like the other end of the clip, where he belatedly collects himself after his batshit mental episode - by rearranging his sweater. Too late, mate - did you forget you were being filmed? Retrospective touchline ban incoming.

 

[lawros left foot]

Can we get Fat Sam or Dad Disco Alan instead do you think ? Anything has to be better than this lunatic.

I think Di Canio would be a calming influence for the club now

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

I get the feeling Paul Trollope is enjoying his job

 

[Bob'n'weave]

What's with the straightening of the jumper? Was there any real need for that?

Absolutely. A coping mechanism just before he goes Rambo and does the home bench. You can see just after he checks his almost uncontrollable psychotic urges with the well trained 'jumper calming technique', a swift glance up into the stand to his Zen guru, no doubt nodding in appreciation at the carnage averted by 'Grasshopper' Houghton. Lives have been saved today.

 

[The Large One]

I love the little reverse quickstep before the spin and double fist pump.

I see these two moves as 'attempt at Moonwalk', followed by the legendary 'throttling little boy'.

This is Category A, Parkhurst stuff.

 

[Alonso Moseley]

Can’t they put a screen up or something?

 

[AmexRuislip]

 

[Simster]

He is the greatest manager we've ever had, despite all of his ott embarrassing sideline histrionics.

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[lawros left foot]

It's just been announced that's Wales is applying for his extradition to face charges of gross intimidation, and extreme bad sportsmanship.

 

[majnoon]

I hear he's getting a right bollicking on monday from the chairman for getting us to 8th in the league

 

[Jack Straw]

Apparently, the MOTD interview with Gary Lineker nearly ended in a blood bath. A BBC assistant gave Chris a microphone who then spoke eloquently for about a minute, before handing the microphone back, and calmly walking off. The bloke's a ******* nutter.

 

[SweatyMexican]

Embarrassment to this football club.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

What's with the straightening of the jumper? Was there any real need for that?

Not to mention the sly little glance at the end to the crowd. Talk about inciting the fans! I hope the FA throw the BOOK at him.

 

[marcos3263]

Apparently, the MOTD interview with Gary Lineker nearly ended in a blood bath. A BBC assistant gave Chris a microphone who then spoke eloquently for about a minute, before handing the microphone back, and calmly walking off. The bloke's a ******* nutter.

It only looked like a polite, sensible interview as off camera they had men aiming tasers at him. Gary was coached in what to say as even a misplaced word could have set him off. Liability. The sooner he goes to Everton the better..............

 

[Taybha]

 

[clapham_gull]

Apparently, the MOTD interview with Gary Lineker nearly ended in a blood bath. A BBC assistant gave Chris a microphone who then spoke eloquently for about a minute, before handing the microphone back, and calmly walking off. The bloke's a ******* nutter.

Can I clarify what actually happened ?

The dust up happened BEFORE the interview.

In protest at the Capitalist System, Hughton then barricaded himself in a hastily arranged DIY MDF shield internally wallpapered with the logos of Swansea's Premier League partners.

Knowing he was in full glare of the international media, Hughton then demanded a helicopter to take him back to Brighton, the end of Capitalism and a live interview with Gary Linekar.




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[Gabbafella]

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You can clearly lip read him saying "You're dead!" after that psychotic display of aggression.
The man is a lunatic.

 

[Stat Brother]

Shirley it's about time one of you clever youngsters did something like this with our boy and the Tommy Tank theme.

 

[amexer]

Really dont understand stick he is getting. I think his behavior is impeccable