OT. The Kim is dead - long live the Kim.

[vegster]

Not a surprise. He had been il all his life.

State selected mourning...

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They are not weeping for Jung-il, they are weeping because someone lost the village's only grain of rice.

 

[Simster]

What is your favourite Kim Jong Il "fact"?

I'm torn between the fact that he routinely scored 4 or 5 hole in one's on the golf course, or that he invented the hamburger.

 

[vegster]

What is your favourite Kim Jong Il "fact"?

I'm torn between the fact that he routinely scored 4 or 5 hole in one's on the golf course, or that he invented the hamburger.

He never went to Specsavers

 

[Stumpy Tim]

What is your favourite Kim Jong Il "fact"?

I'm torn between the fact that he routinely scored 4 or 5 hole in one's on the golf course, or that he invented the hamburger.

When he was born, a DOUBLE rainbow instantly sprouted above the hut he was born in. He could then talk at 3 weeks and walk at 6 weeks.

His 4-5 hole in ones a game is less than the first game he played. He hit ELEVEN on his first round

 

[Barrel of Fun]

What is your favourite Kim Jong Il "fact"?

I'm torn between the fact that he routinely scored 4 or 5 hole in one's on the golf course, or that he invented the hamburger.

I've jsut come across that fact

Kim Jong-il: ten things you never knew | World news | The Guardian

4) When Pyongyang's first golf course opened in 1994, he was given the honour of playing the first round. When he came to sign his card at the end, it stated that he had shot a 38-under-par round, which included 11 holes-in-one. His 17 bodyguards were put forward as witnesses to his remarkable feat.

 

[tedebear]

Not a surprise. He had been il all his life.

State selected mourning...

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If they don't cry they'll be shot or lose their first borne...

 

[Doc Lynam]

Goodnight sweet Prince

 

[Simster]

His 4-5 hole in ones a game is less than the first game he played. He hit ELEVEN on his first round

Awesome golf from the Dear Leader lad.

For more giggles, here is the North Korean Embassy in London:

A semi-detached house in Ealing.

 

[Djmiles]

Release the panthers!!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

9) In 2000, a new food "invented" by Kim Jong-il called "Gogigyeopbbang" was introduced to North Koreans. It was described as "double bread with meat", but took on the uncanny appearance of a conventional hamburger. In 2006, another culinary revolution was introduced on Jong-il's orders in an attempt to alleviate food shortages – the breeding of giant rabbits.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

I can see the epitaph on his headstone..." See, told you I was il "

 

[Husty]

His final words were 'f*** you Hans Brix'

 

[Danny-Boy]

I believe he was leading scorer every season in the North Korean league

No, leading snorer...

 

[Danny-Boy]

8) Ermanno Furlanis, an Italian chef who once worked directly for Kim Jong-il, wrote a book about his experiences stating that he was ordered to carve sashimi from a live fish and never to place anchovies on pizzas. He was also sent to Uzbekistan to buy caviar, Denmark to buy pork, China for grapes and to Thailand for mangos and papayas.
Now I know what killed him, I saw that bloke buying pies at the amex last week....

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

It 7 long years, but Team America finally got the job done...f*** YEAH!

Mate found this blog dedicated to different pictures of the "dear leader" looking at things...surely a few caption competitions in here? http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

 

[Manx Shearwater]

Now I know what killed him, I saw that bloke buying pies at the amex last week....

Nah. He'd still be queuing up now. Behind two blokes wanting to know how the smartcard works, and asking how long it will be before they have anymore Christmas Pies behind the counter.

 

[simmo]

8) Ermanno Furlanis, an Italian chef who once worked directly for Kim Jong-il, wrote a book about his experiences stating that he was ordered to carve sashimi from a live fish and never to place anchovies on pizzas. He was also sent to Uzbekistan to buy caviar, Denmark to buy pork, China for grapes and to Thailand for mangos and papayas.
Now I know what killed him, I saw that bloke buying pies at the amex last week....

10) A government website once stated that Kim Jong-il never needed to urinate or defecate. But the reference was later removed.

 

[Triggaaar]

He only got five holes-in-one at the Pyongyang Country Club last week

I wonder if he can get 12 holes-in-one in a single round, just to beat daddy.

There's a story here that everyone except me knows about

 

[Triggaaar]

RIP

my thoughts go out to the family

that's brilliant

 

[perth seagull]

So who is going to lead the Axis of Evil now?