OT: Carpenters

[BBassic]

Does anyone know of a good carpenter? I must have contacted 15-20 people on Checkatrade in the last week and not one of them has responded.

Looking to get a window seat, TV unit and computer desk unit built.

 

[lawros left foot]

Does anyone know of a good carpenter? I must have contacted 15-20 people on Checkatrade in the last week and not one of them has responded.

Looking to get a window seat, TV unit and computer desk unit built.

Karen










(Sorry)

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Only Yesterday I was looking for the same thing.

 

[MattBackHome]

I could help, but I've only just begun.

 

[Lush]

Have you tried calling occupants of interplanetary craftsmen?

 

[knocky1]

You might get Richard out of retirement.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Not a fan but I heard good things. Availability might be a problem though. Doesn't need a constant supply of biscuits on the plus side.

 

[BBassic]

I guess I should have seen this coming.

 

[Perry Milkins]

I guess I should have seen this coming.

Can you keep this thread going until I think of a pun for the song Jambalaya?

 

[Hendrax]

You're better off with a joiner/cabinet maker.

 

[Justice]

Jesus christ

 

[Perry Milkins]

You're better off with a joiner/cabinet maker.

is that the second line from 'Please Mr Postman'?

 

[Stat Brother]

Not a fan but I heard good things. Availability might be a problem though. Doesn't need a constant supply of biscuits on the plus side.

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Booooo

I was heading in that direction too:-

I know one but it's a secret, I'll never tell, my lips are sealed tighter than Karen Carpenter's biscuit tin.



I'm proud of myself for feeling quite bad about writing that.
Sadly enlightenment is still a little way off, as I'm chuckling as well.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Booooo

I was heading in that direction too:-

I know one but it's a secret, I'll never tell, my lips are sealed tighter than Karen Carpenter's biscuit tin.



I'm proud of myself for feeling quite bad about writing that.
Sadly enlightenment is still a little way off, as I'm chuckling as well.

What - too soon? That means I can't do the only wood that doesn't float line as well. All of my jokes are old. Try telling the one about going to a wife swapping party where you all put your car keys in pot and I ended up with an AA box. Blank faces all round.

 

[sams dad]

Does anyone know of a good carpenter? I must have contacted 15-20 people on Checkatrade in the last week and not one of them has responded.

Looking to get a window seat, TV unit and computer desk unit built.

Ollie Bringloe - 07875 394041
He's not a football fan, but he is an excellent carpenter and joiner.

 

[lawros left foot]

Booooo

I was heading in that direction too:-

I know one but it's a secret, I'll never tell, my lips are sealed tighter than Karen Carpenter's biscuit tin.



I'm proud of myself for feeling quite bad about writing that.
Sadly enlightenment is still a little way off, as I'm chuckling as well.

Ollie Bringloe - 07875 394041
He's not a football fan, but he is an excellent carpenter and joiner.

Aah, but can he drum, and does he have the voice of an angel?

 

[BBassic]

Ollie Bringloe - 07875 394041
He's not a football fan, but he is an excellent carpenter and joiner.

Cheers, I'll give him a call.

 

[Frutos]

I'm sure you be on top of the world when you get this sorted.

 

[Eeyore]

This isn't fair on the chap who started this discussion.

Can't we stop hurting each other ? For all we know this may be the only decent thread tonight. There's a kind of hush elsewhere.

 

[tonyt]

I know of one - I think he lives Close to You.