Oscar Pistorius allegedly kills his girlfriend - reports

[Decode]

BBC Breaking News ‏@BBCBreaking

South Africa's paralympic star [MENTION=1425]Oscar[/MENTION]Pistorius is alleged to have accidentally shot dead his girlfriend, local media reports say

I like how the BBC have @'d him, like he might see it and reply!? Don't think he'll be on twitter for a while.

 

[Kumquat]

It must have been a poor relationship if she was trying to break into the house. I wish he'd called me before this happened. i could have given him some advice.

 

[Badger]

Some reports are suggesting he was legless at the time








....gets coat.

 

[jackanada]

Odd case....

This creature walked in...


And he shot her

.... only excusable with a porridge gun

 

[greyseagull]

This could be anOJ moment for OP.

Why, what's [MENTION=189]Wozza[/MENTION] done?

 

[birthofanorange]

Very tragic if true, although to fire off four shots, manage to hit someone four times (three in the head, apparently), in the dark, without her crying out or dropping down at the first shot.......does make you wonder.

 

[franks brother]

Sounds like he doesn't have a leg to stand on :|

Utterly prosthetic

 

[Marshy]

Its very much a shoot first ask questions later attitude in South Africa, anyone who has been there will know this.

 

[vegster]

Seems like someone forgot the 1st law of robotics.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Reports coming in that he has been denied bail in case he hops it.

 

[vegster]

Looks like Oscar shot off too early again.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Can't believe people are joking about this so soon. f***ing horrible news.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Its very much a shoot first ask questions later attitude in South Africa, anyone who has been there will know this.

Really? Only if you own a gun and are paranoid. Luckily, not all of us living here do/are.

 

[vegster]

Odd case....

This creature walked in...
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And he shot her




.... only excusable with a porridge gun

Most people would have needed a gun to get her in to the house.

 

[Woodchip]

Can't believe people are joking about this so soon. f***ing horrible news.

Welcome to English humour. The best in the world.

 

[LE19]

Reports coming in that he has been denied bail in case he hops it.

Hmmm, not sure that joke works for a double amputee... needs to do some of that yogic flying. At least they won't take his shoelaces away in prison.

 

[Paris]

This is true: Just yesterday, Miss Steenkamp spoke excitedly on Twitter about her plans for Valentine's Day.
She said: 'What do you have up your sleeve for your love tomorrow #getexcited #ValentinesDay'

Answer: an AK47

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

The NRA will clearly state that we now need armed officers at every home to protect those using guns in their home to protect their home from people with guns....who own guns to protect THEIR own home.

But who's going to protect the armed officers?

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Hmmm, not sure that joke works for a double amputee... needs to do some of that yogic flying. At least they won't take his shoelaces away in prison.

Ok, "slip away" then

 

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorious .