Óscar García Junyent - Club CONFIRM appointment as Head Coach (8.10pm, 26 June)

[Man of Harveys]

I'm bored. So I've written a verse:

We've been too small for Gus since I don't know when
So Bloom made up his mind it must come to an end
Look at him now: Wigan? No senor
Look at him now: everyone else seems to turn him down
The Radio's out of tune right now

Just one turd - upon the dressing room floor
Just some words - too strong for Bloom to ignore

Anyway that's S*IT and I'm sorry so I'll stop

to "mama mia"

Oscar Garcia
Here we go again
a foreign hothead
Just like Gus Poyet

Oscar Garcia
But then again
He could be really calm
And not have much to say

Yeeees, we were broken hearted
Onnnn the day Gus departed
but my my
How we love Garcia


-flawless.

 

[Mellotron]

Oscar, Joaquin, Bruno

 

[Graymac]

I'm just looking forward to the first game were we can win from 0-1 down, who ever the manager is that will certainly be style of football we haven't seen for long time.

 

[Buzzer]

I like that
A LOT

Me and Tony Meola Loan Spell and Muhammed I'm Hard Bruce Lee got that going at Millwall away last season in honour of Bruno. It was very apt when you saw all those Millwall 15 year olds after the game by the scoreboard giving us the big come on.

 

[casbom]

This shows that anything is still possible in regards to the new manager:

Daily Prem News ‏@DailyPremNews 27s
Brighton are set to offer Tim Sherwood the manager's job if Gus Poyet leaves the club. #BHAFC

John Cross ‏@johncrossmirror 1m
As we told you in today's Mirror, Oscar Garcia has been offered the #bhafc job to replace Poyet. Garcia's agent confirms 2 year deal offered

Or we're offering the job to anyone who will take it just like a hooker at xmas!

 

[Pavilionaire]

Enitrely this. People on here need to grow up. If you take on ambitious manager they will constantly be asked these type of questions. That's football.

Oscar: I'd like to manage Barca one day (best club in the world over the last decade) = ACCEPTABLE
Gus: I'd like to come back here and manage Leeds one day (10th - 6 places below us and a 'has been' club) = SACKABLE FVKKING DISGRACE

 

[luge]

This shows that anything is still possible in regards to the new manager:

Daily Prem News ‏@DailyPremNews 27s
Brighton are set to offer Tim Sherwood the manager's job if Gus Poyet leaves the club. #BHAFC

John Cross ‏@johncrossmirror 1m
As we told you in today's Mirror, Oscar Garcia has been offered the #bhafc job to replace Poyet. Garcia's agent confirms 2 year deal offered

Or we're offering the job to anyone who will take it just like a hooker at xmas!

One tweet is far more relaible than the other. I'll let you guess which one it is....

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Oh my God. He's so cool.

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He's wearing one of Brunos tops.

 

[Albumen]

This shows that anything is still possible in regards to the new manager:

Daily Prem News ‏@DailyPremNews 27s
Brighton are set to offer Tim Sherwood the manager's job if Gus Poyet leaves the club. #BHAFC

John Cross ‏@johncrossmirror 1m
As we told you in today's Mirror, Oscar Garcia has been offered the #bhafc job to replace Poyet. Garcia's agent confirms 2 year deal offered

Or we're offering the job to anyone who will take it just like a hooker at xmas!

Hubba. Is Gus still here?

 

[Socialist Sid]

This shows that anything is still possible in regards to the new manager:

Daily Prem News ‏@DailyPremNews 27s
Brighton are set to offer Tim Sherwood the manager's job if Gus Poyet leaves the club. #BHAFC

John Cross ‏@johncrossmirror 1m
As we told you in today's Mirror, Oscar Garcia has been offered the #bhafc job to replace Poyet. Garcia's agent confirms 2 year deal offered

That's just Uncle Tony stringing them along so he can BASH the bookies at a bigger price with OSCAR.

 

[Bladders]

This shows that anything is still possible in regards to the new manager:

Daily Prem News ‏@DailyPremNews 27s
Brighton are set to offer Tim Sherwood the manager's job if Gus Poyet leaves the club. #BHAFC

John Cross ‏@johncrossmirror 1m
As we told you in today's Mirror, Oscar Garcia has been offered the #bhafc job to replace Poyet. Garcia's agent confirms 2 year deal offered

Or we're offering the job to anyone who will take it just like a hooker at xmas!

....please let it be the second one..............please let it be the second one..............please let it be the second one..............please let it be the second one...........

 

[Pavilionaire]

I understand Oscar's manager tweeted: "There is nothing for us in England, not yet. Brighton still have a manager".

Now the Mirror is tweeting Oscar's been offered the job. So when the hell are we going to sack Gus and make this deal a goer?

 

[Graymac]

Oscar Garcia Junyent1/3

Tim Sherwood4/1

Uwe Rosler14/1

Harry Redknapp14/1

talk about being odds on at 1/3 is this already a done deal?

 

[Seagull over Canaryland]

Can understand the Club being desperate to move on but also trying to keep a new appointment under wraps in case it prolongs Poyet's departure. Any hint of us jumping the gun might him a chance at a constructive dismissal claim.

I can imagine one side at the hearing is desperately hoping it will get resolved asap so they can move on while the other side is happy to drag its heels, especially if they see serious media speculation of new manager waiting in the wings. The LMA would love any hint that we haven't done the right thing.

Frustrating but I can foresee The Albion allowing a respectable time period between announcements. Plus I presume they need a convenient time when OGJ and his assistant are available to be introduced to the media.

 

[pornomagboy]

Óscar García Junyent

People tweeting that Oscar has signed a 2 year deal

 

[Bladders]

People tweeting that Oscar has signed a 2 year deal

Anyone of note?

 

[daveinprague]

John Cross ‏has been on the money hasnt he with past revelations?

John Cross ‏@johncrossmirror 23m As we told you in today's Mirror, Oscar Garcia has been offered the #bhafc job to replace Poyet. Garcia's agent confirms 2 year deal offered

 

[TSB]

People tweeting that Oscar has signed a 2 year deal

They're misunderstanding the phrase "has been offered a"

 

[pornomagboy]

Óscar García Junyent

@ArgusBizness: Reports that Oscar Garcia's agent has confirmed two-year deal at Brighton&Hove Albion. More as it comes in...

 

[les dynam]

I'm just looking forward to the first game were we can win from 0-1 down, who ever the manager is that will certainly be style of football we haven't seen for long time.

This. Here's hoping Newport take an early lead before we stick 5 past them.