Osama Bin Laden spotted and about to be capturedee

[Albion Dan]

Nothing on several news sites!

 

[seagulls4ever]

Nothing on the news channels either.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

George has just called me and told me the news. Oh hang on , have to go offline Tony is on the other phone.

 

[Northstander]

Nothing on CNN, ABC OR SKY

 

[fatboy]

Osama Bin Laden was on our train to Sunderland.

 

[Superseagull]

They story was broadcast on FiveLive this morning, but then 5 mins later they were back tracking saying it was all unconfirmed and rumoured.

 

[Rougvie]

The rumours that he has been captured are rife in the States right now, probably why they put that Video out to show that he is still at large.

Wouldnt that be a coincidence if they got him only a few days before the election

 

[Eggmundo]

Ah well, at least it's different to the usual "My mate says that Kerry Mayo is joining Spurs" threads.

They'll never take him alive!!!!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Lord Lucan just ran over my dog.
Bloody typical.

 

[Rangdo]

Ah well, at least it's different to the usual "My mate says that Kerry Mayo is joining Spurs" threads.

They'll never take him alive!!!!

No, we'll kill Kerry before he joins Spurs.

 

[alan partridge]

No, we'll kill Kerry before he joins Spurs.

Interesting change of career for the democrat candidate

 

[pasty]

Was reported yesterday that they "thought they were about to get him"

Reuters Website

 

[Sheebo]

:safeway

 

[Sheebo]

many emotions

 

[Everest]

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

Somebody in the bookies told him.

Probably just after Gareth picked up £90 winnings instead of £950,000 when one of his acumulator selections was demoted to second.

 

[Bwian]

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

He knows somebody that knows somebody in the club shop who used to work with an uncle of a friend who went to school with a news reporter who talks a load of bollocks...

'e told 'im

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Even Bush can't be that cynical and calculating can he ?, surely not ?

yes he can

 

[Albion Dan]

If he was amazingly found so close to the election then it would be so convenient it would be obvious theyve had him for a while.

The sad thing is I doubt the Yanks would even question it.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Dont be silly Albion Dan. Of course th Yanks have not ben holding him. Why only last week I saw him in The Volunteer pub in Lewes drinking a Carling top and eating some dry roasted peanuts. Said that he had popped in for a quick pint and to watch the footy.

Seemed a bit paranoid but holding up well all the same.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

He wouldn't go in the Volunteer. Give the bloke some credit.