East Staffs Gull
Well-known member
Rang Orange today to switch from contract to PAYG.
Orange: "Can you give me your password?".
Me: "I'm sorry, but I can't recall ever having an Orange password. My phone was set up in one of your shops"
Orange:"Can you give me your middle name?"
Me: "I haven't got a middle name".
Orange: "Yes you have. Have you got your latest statement in front of you?"
Me: "Yes I have".
Orange: "Does it show a middle name?"
Me: " Yes, but it's wrong, I don't have a middle name. It looks like someone at Orange has input my firstname initial twice".
Orange: "Why haven't you reported this to Orange and got it corrected?"
Me: " Why should I have? It doesn't cause me a problem. People constantly mispell my surname, but I don't necessarily get them to change the spelling."
Orange: "Because it's a security question and therefore needs to be correct"
Me: "But I didn't know it was a security question. In the past I've been asked for my password or my date of birth, but never my middle name".
Orange: "Why are you calling from a landline and not your mobile?"
Me: " Because I'm using my work's phone and it's not costing me anything"
Orange: "Well, dialling 150 from your mobile would have been a free call"
Me: "I didn't know that. Would this be easier if I called back on my mobile?"
Orange: "Yes"
I rang them straight back, spoke to another operative and got everything sorted in seconds.
Orange: "Can you give me your password?".
Me: "I'm sorry, but I can't recall ever having an Orange password. My phone was set up in one of your shops"
Orange:"Can you give me your middle name?"
Me: "I haven't got a middle name".
Orange: "Yes you have. Have you got your latest statement in front of you?"
Me: "Yes I have".
Orange: "Does it show a middle name?"
Me: " Yes, but it's wrong, I don't have a middle name. It looks like someone at Orange has input my firstname initial twice".
Orange: "Why haven't you reported this to Orange and got it corrected?"
Me: " Why should I have? It doesn't cause me a problem. People constantly mispell my surname, but I don't necessarily get them to change the spelling."
Orange: "Because it's a security question and therefore needs to be correct"
Me: "But I didn't know it was a security question. In the past I've been asked for my password or my date of birth, but never my middle name".
Orange: "Why are you calling from a landline and not your mobile?"
Me: " Because I'm using my work's phone and it's not costing me anything"
Orange: "Well, dialling 150 from your mobile would have been a free call"
Me: "I didn't know that. Would this be easier if I called back on my mobile?"
Orange: "Yes"
I rang them straight back, spoke to another operative and got everything sorted in seconds.