Opposites of "National Treasures". "National Pains-in-the-arse" perhaps?

[Titanic]

David Beckham

 

[Lower West Stander]

Any Brit who clears off to the States and trades on their "Britishness".

Sting.
James Corden.
Vinnie Jones.

To name but 3.

Oh and another vote for Alan Bennett. Everything he says is sooooooo intelligent.

So far up his own backside it's ridiculous.

And if this included Ireland Bono would walk it.






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[Driver8]

Graham Norton
Chris Evans
Simon Cowell
Adele

 

[Titanic]

John Motson

and while we are on commentators, but not perhaps 'treasures':
Alan Green
Willie Thorne
John Virgo

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Some of the suggestions here are a tad parochial. To be a National pain in the arse, you need Reach. I give you:

Ken Leninspart (Livingstone)
Anjem Choudary ('nuff said)
Boris Johnson ('nuff said)
Katie Hopkins
Yes, Piers Morgan
And Clarkson, obviously

That'll do for now. BURN them!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

David Beckham

No. The man is a legend. Moreover he is singlehandedly responsibly for my having engaged wuth Male Grooming.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

David Starkey

 

[Frutos]

David Starkey

There is an NSCer, who shall remain nameless, who I believe once got chatted up by Dr Starkey in a bar and so would probably agree with your choice.

 

[severnside gull]

Any member of Parliament gets my vote.
But them aside, Katie Hopkins and Piers Morgan are two outstanding specimens that are going to be hard to beat when it comes to uber-odious.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

There is an NSCer, who shall remain nameless, who I believe once got chatted up by Dr Starkey in a bar and so would probably agree with your choice.

I had a not too dissimilar experience when Peter Wingard rubbed past me as I was on a fruit machine back in my youth!

 

[maffew]

John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten - utter bellend

Cant agree with that purely for this incredible Leftfield collaboration. Burn Hollywood burn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gStdVdVqx7k

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Dame Barbara Windsor

Babs is lovely. I was on the telly with her once.

 

[Garry Nelson's teacher]

Joanna Lumley and other luvvies

 

[brakespear]

James Martin
Gordon Ramsay
Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond
Michael MacIntyre
Allan Green
Clive Tyldesley
Andy Townsend
SHaron Osbourne

 

[Trevor]

David Cameron
Jeremy Clarkson
Graham Norton

 

[Trevor]

And Tony Blackburn (much less annoying now he's been taken off air though ) - obviously

 

[atfc village]

Alan Carr

 

[bernster]

Roy hodgson
Dame judie dench
Jimmy tarbuck
Dame Kelly Holmes
Rebecca adlington
Lorraine Kelly
Michael McIntyre
Lenny Henry
Dawn French
Hazel Irvine
Alex salmond
Nicola sturgeon
The whole cast of eastenders
Cliff Richard
The bloke that played benny in crossroads

 

[ArfurW8]

Ben Shephard