[News] OOPS ! Titanic......

[vegster]

Told you that was dodgy ! That got closed pretty quick !

 

[Knocky's Nose]

I racked my brains for some fish / sexual deviant puns for about 5 minutes, then noticed the thread was locked anyway.

Five minutes I'll never get back, etc etc.

 

[vegster]

I racked my brains for some fish / sexual deviant puns for about 5 minutes, then noticed the thread was locked anyway.

Five minutes I'll never get back, etc etc.

Reality hit Titanic and he had to slam the door quick. But, don't worry, there's always a plaice for fish puns.

 

[jakarta]

It reckon it is all Codswallop anyway, so I didn't post a comment.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

....aaaaaand we're off again :

 

[Sussex Nomad]

....aaaaaand we're off again :

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No trout about it.

 

[LlcoolJ]

I racked my brains for some fish / sexual deviant puns for about 5 minutes, then noticed the thread was locked anyway.

Five minutes I'll never get back, etc etc.

Me too.

 

[essbee1]

I wanted to post more fish puns and yet part of me didn't at the same time.

I found myself between a 'rock' and a hard 'plaice'.

 

[LlcoolJ]

I wanted to post more fish puns and yet part of me didn't at the same time.

I found myself between a 'rock' and a hard 'plaice'.

Stop carping on about it.

 

[Jack Straw]

Sir Roger Bannister was good at fish puns. He could run a marlin less than four minutes.

 

[BLOCK F]

Just as well everybody has 'clammed up.'

 

[Trufflehound]

I racked my brains for some fish / sexual deviant puns .

Something involving codpieces no doubt?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Not sure why the other thread was locked. All seems a bit fishy.

 

[Trufflehound]

Sir Roger Bannister was good at fish puns. He could run a marlin less than four minutes.

How many wrasses did he win in his career?

 

[LlcoolJ]

Not sure why the other thread was locked. All seems a bit fishy.

Bozza didn't want to end up in the hadDOCK.

 

[Pickles]

After a quick trawl through this thread, I can't do any batter than already posted.

Love the way people just reel them off.

 

[Hamilton]

I love threads like this. I'm hooked.

 

[el punal]

Cue Vera Lynn - “Whale meat again, don’t know where, don’t know when . . .”

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Nothing to sea here. Silly basstards.

 

[Questions]

How many wrasses did he win in his career?

Wels .........he’s set the tenchmark pretty high with this one.

Made me laugh and I nearly Blue Orfe.