Only 7000 Palace season tickets sold..................

[Bwian]

The picture of you I have seen leaves no doubt as to who should be running a fairground ride.
Hows the goatie coming along.

Goatee. It's goatee you dimwit. I think 'goatie' is your term of endearment for your girlfriend.

While you're here, maybe you can explain why you failed to sell your allocation at Withdean?

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

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What do you have? Department of Social Security (large and busy employer) Vodafone, East Croydon Station, McDonalds, and a couple of kebab vans......

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You forgot Caravans 'R' Us and Pikey's nightclub.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Well, 650 away capacity moving up to 2000 is going to be bigger. Did you win mathematician of the year award?

And with our pathetic away form last year, we still had ended up almost on the average for the Championship in terms of numbers.


2010 - Docked 10 points and stayed up.
2011 - Given George Burley for half a season and stayed up with 4th best home form in the league

2010 - Docked 10 points when should have been demoted
2011 - Worst away record in the league

 

[26-10-02]

Goatee. It's goatee you dimwit. I think 'goatie' is your term of endearment for your girlfriend.

While you're here, maybe you can explain why you failed to sell your allocation at Withdean?

Because they were sold on a strictly restricted basis .You had to have been to a load of night distant away games .When all these fans had got them we were then advised by the police intelligence officer to cancel any further sales.Big yourselves up all you like it certainly wasn't because we were scared.Lost any of that weight yet?

 

[bhaexpress]

Life must be a bitch on the dole.

Well Al we all know what you have on your hands, I just hope you wash them before you start typing, sticky keys are not pleasant.

 

[bhaexpress]

You forgot Caravans 'R' Us and Pikey's nightclub.

The have got Nestle too, it says so on East Croydon station. I gather that a Andrex are opening a factory there, they feel with all the shit there it's a lucrative market.

 

[pauldcpfc]

The have got Nestle too, it says so on East Croydon station. I gather that a Andrex are opening a factory there, they feel with all the shit there it's a lucrative market.

Oh look, a comedian.

Next you'll have a joke about Nookie Bear, Jo Brand and Neil Morrissey.

 

[pauldcpfc]

When you beat us 5-0 with a team and players that you can actually afford, without bankrupting half the local businesses, then you can have bragging rights !!!

Funny, that happened in 2002, 8 years before we went into administration. You only played in the same league as us once in that time.

 

[Hunting 784561]

Oh look, a comedian.

Next you'll have a joke about Nookie Bear, Jo Brand and Neil Morrissey.

what about David 'Kid' Jensen

 

[Colossal Squid]

what about David 'Kid' Jensen

And don't forget the UK Border Agency's Immigration Office

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

If Palace do get 10,000 STH's will they still be giving away 4,000 complimentary tickets for each home game

 

[Taybha]

CAC on the roof and on the pitch

 

[bhaexpress]

Oh look, a comedian.

Next you'll have a joke about Nookie Bear, Jo Brand and Neil Morrissey.

Why, that's just three more jokes you already have on your side. rumour has it that next year Jo Brand will be joining the Crystals, Neil Morrissey will no doubt screw somebody's wife and ruin another marriage and Nookie Bear will be the one Palace fan who gets tired of having his dad's hand up his arse.

 

[bhaexpress]

If Palace do get 10,000 STH's will they still be giving away 4,000 complimentary tickets for each home game

How ? I can't see anything about Palace that you could be complimentary about.

 

[Bwian]

Because they were sold on a strictly restricted basis .You had to have been to a load of night distant away games .When all these fans had got them we were then advised by the police intelligence officer to cancel any further sales.Big yourselves up all you like it certainly wasn't because we were scared.Lost any of that weight yet?

What the f*** are you on about?

Also, not bigging us up at all, simply highlighting the fact that you couldn't sell out the away stand at Withdean. Nothing to do with 'being scared', you just couldn't sell them all. You are offering yet another excuse-how many more will you lot make up? What a load of nonsense "Had to have been to a load of night distant away games". That would mean about 150 of you lot were entitled to tickets-we've seen your mid-week away attendances. Night distance away games? Brighton is hardly a 'distance' from Croydon is it? Were the police afraid you'd all get lost on the A23 from Brighton to Croydon?

Anyway, thanks for giving us all a laugh on a dreary Wednesday-I'm off to watch the grass grow. Literally. That's the grass at our new, paid for stadium.

 

[Bwian]

Funny, that happened in 2002, 8 years before we went into administration. You only played in the same league as us once in that time.

That would also be 4 years after your first round of screwing your creditors in 1998. Quite an honourable victory in your eyes, obviously.

 

[churley1]

bhaexpress, do you ever post on here which isn't Palace related? You genuinely seem a bit obsessed with us (yes I'm aware this is a Brighton site).

 

[Martinf]

bhaexpress, do you ever post on here which isn't Palace related? You genuinely seem a bit obsessed with us (yes I'm aware this is a Brighton site).

Don't be so churlish.

Sorry...

 

[26-10-02]

What the f*** are you on about?

I am on about the idea of an overweight 50 year old man with a GOATEE is giving it the Green Street crap on here.Slagging of my club is fine and I have been laughing at your outfit for 35 years but stop playing the hard man or I will post up the picture of you Seagulette (nice lady) some bloke that has binoculars and looks dodgy to say the least and Tom Hark PP in some pub.It's only as I know somebody else there that I haven't done it.

 

[Taybha]

stalker alert you couldnt make this shit up