Online dating

[The Merry Prankster]

Christ on a BIKE.

I'm in my thirties, I don't read crappy women's magazines. I cannot STAND Loose Women and I have no generalised attitude towards men because I try and treat everyone with a bit of respect and decency, even (in a work capacity at times) when that right really hasn't been earned.

There is no difference WHATSOEVER between a few women on their office coffee break laughing about some bloke or other than there is about half the punters on here revelling in a thread about some TV presenter's tits, FFS. Well...there is a difference...I'm not sat here branding you all wankers because of it.

You say you don't mean to be rude...well trust me, you are.

Another occasion when I am moved to think "thank God for Edna".

 

[Trufflehound]

damn, i feel a bit tight then, only giving the ones i hammer a ... pork scratchin!

Filing your nails a bit should help prevent that.





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[Lush]

I don't limit my bodily fluids to EUROPE sunbeam!

So an early night with the dog as my only company

Kennel name?

 

[Simster]

You seem to like putting this " woe is me " label on me but I have not once decended into a " woe is me " mindset. I have just explained my views on internet dating and the dating game. Other than that , that it was an interesting exchange of views.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Game set and match to you Simster. Well done.

 

[Simster]

Sorry Gareth. Just bored and slightly peeved that you have managed to highjack a vaguely interesting thread so that it turned into a counselling session for you. Your very first post reeked of "woe is me" where you came out with some nonsense about needing a massive cock and bulging wallet and then elaborated with some tiresome whinging about how women don't like "nice guys" like you. Thread ruined. Well done you.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Sorry Gareth. Just bored and slightly peeved that you have managed to highjack a vaguely interesting thread so that it turned into a counselling session for you. Your very first post reeked of "woe is me" where you came out with some nonsense about needing a massive cock and bulging wallet and then elaborated with some tiresome whinging about how women don't like "nice guys" like you. Thread ruined. Well done you.

fair enough, you have a point I suppose but I did add several posts re my internet dating experiences, may have gone off topic slightly.

 

[Simster]

fair enough, you have a point I suppose but I did add several posts re my internet dating experiences, may have gone off topic slightly.

You "suppose"? Your "woe is me" attitude eventually becomes prevalent in pretty much every thread you ever post in, with the exception of the REMF threads. Other people post on here to gain inspiration - one guy started a thread about losing weight, went on a diet and was inspired by people's messages of good luck. Other people use the running thread as a source of support for marathon training or whatever.

And then there's you. You lap up the attention, then bore everyone with excuses of why you couldn't possibly make your situation any better. You just wallow in self pity.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

You "suppose"? Your "woe is me" attitude eventually becomes prevalent in pretty much every thread you ever post in, with the exception of the REMF threads. Other people post on here to gain inspiration - one guy started a thread about losing weight, went on a diet and was inspired by people's messages of good luck. Other people use the running thread as a source of support for marathon training or whatever.

And then there's you. You lap up the attention, then bore everyone with excuses of why you couldn't possibly make your situation any better. You just wallow in self pity.

and you just LOVE to point it out everytime and shove it in my face at every opportunity don't you ? Infact although you say you don't like it, infact the opposite is true in that you absolutely love to have an opportunity to stick the knife in so my ramblings on here gave you that chance and you took it. Thats the sum of it. Lets let this drop now.

 

[NMH]

Wait.... I want some sympathy for the time at the Carnaval in Salvador when I met THE incredible black beauty.
Next night we were due to meet up but I got so loaded up (on justabouteverything) that I was off my trolley.....and had to bed my also very fit nurse. I thought she was my angel saving my life, which is probably close to the truth.
I lost out on the first and rather amazing stunner I was passionate about in the first place though.

Why do these things happen to me, and keep me from the Miss Right(s)?

 

[Lokki 7]

Wait.... I want some sympathy for the time at the Carnaval in Salvador when I met THE incredible black beauty.
Next night we were due to meet up but I got so loaded up (on justabouteverything) that I was off my trolley.....and had to bed my also very fit nurse. I thought she was my angel saving my life, which is probably close to the truth.
I lost out on the first and rather amazing stunner I was passionate about in the first place though.

Why do these things happen to me, and keep me from the Miss Right(s)?

Out of interest, what colour are the clouds in your imaginary world?

 

[Trufflehound]

Wait.... I want some sympathy for the time at the Carnaval in Salvador when I met THE incredible black beauty.

Impressive fetlocks. I can see why you were drawn in.

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[NMH]

Out of interest, what colour are the clouds in your imaginary world?

Oh how I wish it were imaginary and that in reality I would have stayed off the temptations that were thick and fast leading down to my regret. If I could turn back the clock

Nurse did drive me home in her Puma though, so I found out what Brasil's idea of a sports car was like on the inside.

 

[Questions]

Oh how I wish it were imaginary and that in reality I would have stayed off the temptations that were thick and fast leading down to my regret. If I could turn back the clock

Nurse did drive me home in her Puma though, so I found out what Brasil's idea of a sports car was like on the inside.

So you got pissed and didn,t pull.
Great story.

 

[NMH]

So you got pissed and didn,t pull.
Great story.

Ahem....did you not notice?
Nursey certainly did. She came back for more.

 

[Simster]

Oh how I wish it were imaginary and that in reality I would have stayed off the temptations that were thick and fast leading down to my regret. If I could turn back the clock

Nurse did drive me home in her Puma though, so I found out what Brasil's idea of a sports car was like on the inside.

You do now realise that everyone thinks of you as NSC's very own Brad Pitt? You must be the coolest, sexiest little fucker on NSC.

 

[NMH]

You do now realise that everyone thinks of you as NSC's very own Brad Pitt? You must be the coolest, sexiest little fucker on NSC.

All NSC should be pleased I have agreed to wrest this thread from US's miserabilist (sp¿) reflections.
I have more horrible regrets if you want to hear them?

There was the time Anna-Lee, Playboy model, invited me to The Mansion.
She was of course tempting me away from the girl I was living with. I was a faithful boyfriend and ...... declined. FFS! :

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

You must be the coolest, sexiest, little fucker on NSC.

One out of three isn't too bad.

 

[NMH]

So you got pissed and didn,t pull.
Great story.

Ahem....did you not notice?
Nursey certainly did. She came back for more.

 

[Simster]

All NSC should be pleased I have agreed to wrest this thread from US's miserabilist (sp¿) reflections.
I have more horrible regrets if you want to hear them?

There was the time Anna-Lee, Playboy model, invited me to The Mansion.
She was of course tempting me away from the girl I was living with. I was a faithful boyfriend and ...... declined. FFS! :

So you declined a hottie, but we all KNOW you've shagged many many more. It's the women I feel sorry for. There are 4 billion girls on the planet, and yet there is only one stud-muffin NMH.