One thing you will never do in your life.

[Dave the OAP]

Smoke

 

[H block]

Get to chat to little Sara who works on the checkout in my local Tesco Express, and thats only because of that retraining order.

 

[spanish john]

bow to the Queen

 

[glasfryn]

re-marry my first wife

 

[robinsonsgrin]

eat cheese or tuna separately or together!!!!!!!! wrong, wrong and wrong...

 

[Durlston]

Go an hour without farting, including in my sleep apparently.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Do anything sexual with a man.

 

[Lush]

Get to chat to little Sara who works on the checkout in my local Tesco Express, and thats only because of that retraining order.

What are you retraining as? Shelf stacker?

 

[Martinf]

Own a vuvuzela

 

[IKDRF]

Name just one relistic experience you will never attempt to do.

For me it's got to be a bungee jump.

shag a woman...but then i think you and i are one on this....

 

[simonsimon]

See any honesty from this new coalition government.

Riots in the streets within 3 years.?

 

[pasty]

Run a marathon. Always wanted to, but now in mid-40's, still smoking and drinking too much lager. It ain't gonna happen now.

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

vote tory

Vote Labour

 

[brakespear]

Get a tattoo.