One of NSCs favourite posters running as Tory candidate in Shoreham?

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Wonderful prose.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

What an illiterate Tory wanker.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Reminds me local elections due this week ..wonder who I will be voting for...in Shoreham

 

[Albion my Albion]

He should be imprisoned for his punctuation alone.

Which one of you is it?

 

[LamieRobertson]

He should be imprisoned for his punctuation alone.

Which one of you is it?

Or she?'

 

[Albion my Albion]

Or she?'

He/she should be imprisoned for impersonating a literate individual.

 

[LamieRobertson]

He/she should be imprisoned for impersonating a literate individual.

Yes but what I want to know is what division North Shoreham is in ..and how come someone in Costa Rica gets a leaflet when I haven't!!!

 

[beorhthelm]

put a big circle round the entire 3rd paragraph, it makes little sense.

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Yes but what I want to know is what division North Shoreham is in ..and how come someone in Costa Rica gets a leaflet when I haven't!!!

I jacked it from Facebook

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Yes but what I want to know is what division North Shoreham is in ..and how come someone in Costa Rica gets a leaflet when I haven't!!!

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Could the candidate be D Bellotti and the flyer has been written on his behalf by Eversheds?

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Could the candidate be D Bellotti and the flyer has been written on his behalf by Eversheds?

It's all coming back to us this month!

 

[Dave the OAP]

There is more "we's" in there than a rugby club piss up!

 

[Buzzer]

Looks like everyone's doing it. I'm mightily persuaded though by any party that pledges main text here.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Provide a good eduction....bit

Full stop between full and all. All ......should be a new sentence?

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Love is in the air. The Labour candidate for East Worthing and Shoreham. [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] ?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Is that Ozzy Osbourne?

 

[BN9 BHA]

Is that Ozzy Osbourne?

 

[Buzzer]

Is that Ozzy Osbourne?

With Willie Nelson.

 

[looney]

Its got nothing to do with literacy, dyslexia education etc.

He is just to lazy to use a spell checker and to incompetent to proof read it properly, especially as its affectively his democracy CV!

What a moron, who are the other options?