Northstander
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- Oct 13, 2003
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How does he get rid of em?
one of me mates has got the ole grapes up the arse?
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Hungry Joe
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If they're not too troublesome or far up then a haemaroid cream should do it, failing that an op.
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dougdeep
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The Northstander said:How does he get rid of em?
I hope you get better soon. You must be in some discomfort.
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
The Northstander said:How does he get rid of em?
PM Ernest he had this problem
Hunting 784561
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- Jul 8, 2003
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On the Hole, 'preparation h' normally does the trick...
B.M.F
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Re: Re: one of me mates has got the ole grapes up the arse?
Yeah and it hurt so much that he had to stop talking out of his for a week
Beach Hut said:
Yeah and it hurt so much that he had to stop talking out of his for a week
Kent Seagull
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It's not nice for his boyfriend either!
The Clown of Pevensey Bay
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sullyupthewing
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Anusol, only problem is asking for it in the chemist if a young girl serves you they snigger.
Theatre of Trees
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The Clown of Pevensey Bay said:
Perhaps they'll use James' Sit Down instead.
Juan Albion
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Re: Re: Re: one of me mates has got the ole grapes up the arse?
bha.fatboy said:Yeah and it hurt so much that he had to stop talking out of his for a week
clapham_gull
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- Aug 20, 2003
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I had them so bad once that I walked into the surgery, sat down and before I'd even said hello the doctor said "piles?"
Relax when you pass a motion, take a book in, read the paper, listen to the radio but don't strain. It's the downward force you see, unnatural ring pressure etc..
Let nature take its course, gravity is the enemy of the pile.
That's why they're called "Nobby's" not "Newtons"
By the way, keep the Anasol away from the toothpaste.
Relax when you pass a motion, take a book in, read the paper, listen to the radio but don't strain. It's the downward force you see, unnatural ring pressure etc..
Let nature take its course, gravity is the enemy of the pile.
That's why they're called "Nobby's" not "Newtons"
By the way, keep the Anasol away from the toothpaste.
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jmsc
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Every time I get a dose of the 'Chalfonts'
I use aftershave on them - works everytime!
I use aftershave on them - works everytime!
NMH
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Usually, a REALLY REALLY HOT curry cures that, or drink tabasco sauce.
Make sure there's a hanky nearby.
Make sure there's a hanky nearby.
GNF on Tour
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The Northstander said:How does he get rid of em?
And you have the front to complain about other peoples threads!!!!!!!