Buffalo Seagull
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Peter Sellers in Dr Strangelove
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here...this is the war room"
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here...this is the war room"
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One liner's in films.
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Cosmic Joker
The Motorik
More from Withnail & I
Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day
Balls! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now!
I must have some booze, I demand to have some booze!
I feel like a pig shat in my head
Don't threaten me with a dead fish!
We've gone on holiday by mistake
The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman, it can utilise up to twelve skins
As a youth, I used to weep in butchers shops
I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts; prostitutes for the bees. There is, you'll agree, a certain 'Je ne sais quoi' oh so very special about a firm, young carrot.
Jesus, you're covered in shit!
What happened to my agent? Bastard must have died.
You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and f*** off while you're doing it!
I could hardly piss straight with fear
If I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to.
If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present.
Listen, I pay you 10 percent to do that. Well, lick 10 percent of the arses for me, then!
You're looking very beautiful today, man. Have you been away? Saint Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that.
I think we've been in here too long. I feel unusual.
Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day
Balls! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now!
I must have some booze, I demand to have some booze!
I feel like a pig shat in my head
Don't threaten me with a dead fish!
We've gone on holiday by mistake
The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman, it can utilise up to twelve skins
As a youth, I used to weep in butchers shops
I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts; prostitutes for the bees. There is, you'll agree, a certain 'Je ne sais quoi' oh so very special about a firm, young carrot.
Jesus, you're covered in shit!
What happened to my agent? Bastard must have died.
You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and f*** off while you're doing it!
I could hardly piss straight with fear
If I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to.
If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present.
Listen, I pay you 10 percent to do that. Well, lick 10 percent of the arses for me, then!
You're looking very beautiful today, man. Have you been away? Saint Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that.
I think we've been in here too long. I feel unusual.
The Modfather
New member
You're a big man but you are out of shape
Crispy Ambulance
Well-known member
That's not a knife.
THAT'S a knife.
THAT'S a knife.
Kumquat
New member
- Mar 2, 2009
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What's that?
It's a goat.
Why's it looking at me?
Nice eyes Dee Dee. Are they real?
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
"We've got fish-eye noodles, beef noodles and chicken noodles."
"I want funeral noodles."
"You're not here to eat. You're here to kill!"
Daggers 8.
"I want funeral noodles."
"You're not here to eat. You're here to kill!"
Daggers 8.
Lord Bracknell
On fire
Rather like "Play it again, Sam".
But he did say:- "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine".
surrey jim
Not in Surrey
Taxi driver-" you talking to me"
Uter
Well-known member
Pork bellies.
rouseytastic
Well-known member
Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it...
Hillian1
( . ) ( . )
God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe."
Hillian1
( . ) ( . )
From Jaws: 'You're gonna need a bigger boat.'
From Pulp Fiction: 'I'm Gonna Get Medieval On Your Ass' or 'Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport.'
From For a Few Dollars More: 'Since El Paso's out of the question, well, here I am.' or 'Didn't hear what the bet was.' 'You're life?'
From Dirty Harry 'But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?'
From The Wicker Man: 'Oh, what is all this? I mean, you've got fake biology, fake religion... Sir, have these children never heard of Jesus?' 'Himself the son of a virgin, impregnated, I believe, by a ghost...' or 'And what of the TRUE God? Whose glory, churches and monasteries have been built on these islands for generations past? Now sir, what of him? 'He's dead. Can't complain, had his chance and in modern parlance, blew it.'
From Poltergeist: 'They're here'.
From Pulp Fiction: 'I'm Gonna Get Medieval On Your Ass' or 'Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport.'
From For a Few Dollars More: 'Since El Paso's out of the question, well, here I am.' or 'Didn't hear what the bet was.' 'You're life?'
From Dirty Harry 'But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?'
From The Wicker Man: 'Oh, what is all this? I mean, you've got fake biology, fake religion... Sir, have these children never heard of Jesus?' 'Himself the son of a virgin, impregnated, I believe, by a ghost...' or 'And what of the TRUE God? Whose glory, churches and monasteries have been built on these islands for generations past? Now sir, what of him? 'He's dead. Can't complain, had his chance and in modern parlance, blew it.'
From Poltergeist: 'They're here'.
madinthehead
I have changed this
I never f***ed anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one, you understand?