One For The Irish!

[sod1]

Shite joke.

Having never met you I don't want to generalise but you are a f***ing cock.

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

Oh f*** off will you? who cares i made a few spelling mistakes its not written to be f***ing graded isit?! TWAT

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

SOD1 i hate lickarse's.. f*** off?

 

[defrocked priest]

How many Protestant or Catholic Irish does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they can boil potatoes in the dark.

 

[SUUUUUUUPER Kev The Ape]

Tbh, I Think Your All A Bunch Of Wankers And I Wouldn't Want To Meet You.

Bars?

 

[Munkfish]

its what happens when you leave the caps lock on.

 

[Munkfish]

See Anyone Can Do It, Not Just Bars.

 

[Simster]

What a splendid thread.

Glad I opened it.

 

[SUUUUUUUPER Kev The Ape]

See Anyone Can Do It, Not Just Bars.

LEGEND. I REALLY LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT YEAH BABY

NOPE.

 

[Hiney]

What a splendid thread.

Glad I opened it.

Me too.

FINE work by a number of intellectual GIANTS

 

[Munkfish]

Thats A Bit Gay Seems To Work For Me, Maybe A Mod Can Give You An Answer Then.

 

[steward 433]

Grammatically correct I think, but still not funny.

Sorry Frutos But no caps in Catholic or Protestant so still wrong

 

[SUUUUUUUPER Kev The Ape]

Thats A Bit Gay Seems To Work For Me, Maybe A Mod Can Give You An Answer Then.

Perhaps They Can

 

[The Large One]

Crap gags, pisspoor spelling, irrelevant thread titles, insecurity, abuse - yep, NSC is alive and cooking.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Spastics.

 

[larus]

So a kid/teenager posts a joke which he finds funny and maybe other don't, and all the hard men of NSC take turns to take the piss out of him.

Well, you know what. If some of you think you are so superior, I would question why you spend so much time on a crappy football chat site. If your life is enhanced by taking the piss out of a young lad, and that makes you feel good, then I pity you.

It's a chat forum - that's all. It's not really that important. Honest guys.

 

[MattBackHome]

Can someone explain the joke?

 

[Simster]

So a kid/teenager posts a joke which he finds funny and maybe other don't, and all the hard men of NSC take turns to take the piss out of him.

Well, you know what. If some of you think you are so superior, I would question why you spend so much time on a crappy football chat site. If your life is enhanced by taking the piss out of a young lad, and that makes you feel good, then I pity you.

It's a chat forum - that's all. It's not really that important. Honest guys.

I think this says all you need to know:

Who's a big earner? Who's a pleb?
Who orders their birds off the World Wide Web?
Who's a gayer? Who's a ginge?
Who blows their wad inside cheap Asian minge?
Whose bird is ugly? Whose bird is fit?
Who's a preachy sanctimonious git?
Who's a racist? Who's a licker?
Whose mum let Frank's ancient genitals dick 'er?
We won't know for sure who's a twat or a bummer
But you've got to admire the great NSC summer

 

[SUUUUUUUPER Kev The Ape]

Can someone explain the joke?

One believes it is an attempt to fool the reader into believing that the poster was just about to undertake an elaborate jovial routine, in order to portray irish religions as incompetent.

However, the attempt was not made and therein lies the humour.

 

[the hitman]