On the toilet theme, has anyone used a bidet?

[Dave the OAP]

I have never really seen the point in one of those and the only time I used one, the water has so hot, I burned my botty

 

[Gritt23]

Radical I know, but how about using cooler water?

 

[Napper]

back in pre season apparently

 

[tedebear]

I had one in London in my flat, used it a couple of times but always managed to end up looking like I either wet myself or sat in a puddle....tricky tricky things, especially if you don't clean up properly and then use a towel to dry

 

[Hampden Park]

they are good for a 'burning ring of fire'

 

[aftershavedave]

they are good for a 'burning ring of fire'

is that in a johnny cash kinda way?

 

[Parson Henry]

I had one in London in my flat, used it a couple of times but always managed to end up looking like I either wet myself or sat in a puddle....tricky tricky things, especially if you don't clean up properly and then use a towel to dry

Not a nice thought for the next person who dry's face with said towel!!

 

[Hampden Park]

is that in a johnny cash kinda way?

sorta

the bidet put out my burning ring of fire etc etc etc

 

[Easy 10]

There was a bidet in our hotel room in Mexico last year. I just assumed it was an extra sink for midgets.

 

[Trufflehound]

is that in a johnny cash kinda way?

I don't think Johnny Cash would have worked well as a bidet. He was the wrong shape to start with - all the water would have just spilled off him.

 

[Trufflehound]

There was a bidet in our hotel room in Mexico last year. I just assumed it was an extra sink for midgets.

It was a swimming pool for Chihuahuas.

 

[Hampden Park]

I don't think Johnny Cash would have worked well as a bidet. He was the wrong shape to start with - all the water would have just spilled off him.

sometimes, trufflehound, you spout a load of piffle. wash your mouth out

 

[Trufflehound]

sometimes, trufflehound, you spout a load of piffle. wash your mouth out

Should I flush first?

 

[Lady Bracknell]

You can't beat bidet for washing feet or small dogs in.

 

[Hampden Park]

Should I flush first?

you bend other peoples words very well

 

[Trufflehound]

sometimes, trufflehound, you spout a load of piffle. wash your mouth out

Oh, and why only "sometimes"? Note to self: must try harder.

 

[Trufflehound]

you bend other peoples words very well

Stopcocking about.

 

[Hampden Park]

Oh, and why only "sometimes"? Note to self: must try harder.

didn't mark your last entry, my apologies.
for somtimes please read always. log that in your cystern me old ball cock

 

[London Calling]

whilst on hoilday in Spain we had one all of our bathrooms, no one admitted to using them at first.


But after a while we all confessed to using them for normal male functions

 

[Parson Henry]

whilst on hoilday in Spain we had one all of our bathrooms, no one admitted to using them at first.


But after a while we all confessed to using them for normal male functions

Strange I wouldn't normally drink beer out of a bidet?