On the Riddles theme...

[Munkfish]

if pinocchio says, "my nose will grow right now.", What will happen?

 

[Norman Potting]

It will only grow if he tells a lie.

 

[Badger]

if pinocchio says, "my nose will grow right now.", What will happen?

Quantum Physics suggest his nose would both grow and not grow at the same time.

 

[Munkfish]

It will only grow if he tells a lie.

but then as hes saying it will grow, it will not, so thus lieing.

 

[AMEXican Wave]

It's a paradox, which will cause both Pinocchio, his nose and all of his fantasy reality to implode, and become just a fairy tale.

 

[zfleas]

Pinocchio saying that ignited the big bang

 

[DTES]

if pinocchio says, "my nose will grow right now.", What will happen?

There would be a short delay, after which it would become clear it was a lie, and then it would grow. No?

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Daffy Duck]

How do Pinocchio and his girlfriend make love?

She sits on his face and he tells lies.

 

[Lush]

How do Pinocchio and his girlfriend make love?

She sits on his face and he tells lies.

Trust the BINTS to lower the tone.

 

[farawaysaint]

Can God make a rock that he himself cannot lift?

 

[Amahwrang]

Along the same lines as what colour do smurfs go when you strangle them?

 

[rool]

It will grow left

 

[Everest]

It won't grow.

He ended up as a real boy!

 

[narly101]

There would be a short delay, after which it would become clear it was a lie, and then it would grow. No?

But then if there was a short delay, that wouldn't mean right now would it? Shirley?

 

[DTES]

But then if there was a short delay, that wouldn't mean right now would it? Shirley?

Exactly. Which is what exposes it as a lie, resulting in the growth (after the delay)

 

[Gordon Bennett]