[Football] OMG Will fish & chips now be banned?

[Super Steve Earle]

How would a fish throw a punch at a footballer ?

Probably a quick dab followed by a hook. Back in the day, he wouldn't have gone down, but fins ain't what they used to be.

 

[el punal]

Absolutely pathetic. This is worse than Rivaldo writhing in agony at the corner flag in the 2002 WC.

Attacked with a raw fish? It has to be Sushi and the Banshees.

 

[Mackenzie]

Absolutely pathetic. This is worse than Rivaldo writhing in agony at the corner flag in the 2002 WC.

Poor bugger. Just happened to be in the wrong plaice at the wrong time.

 

[Eeyore]

Absolutely pathetic. This is worse than Rivaldo writhing in agony at the corner flag in the 2002 WC.

It barely touched him. What a load of pollocks.

Non story- tomorrow's chip paper.

 

[hart's shirt]

Some atroutcious fish puns on here.

We're piranha roll now.

 

[kentgully]

Between ... Rock and a hard Plaice

 

[southstandandy]

Do they really let you take outside food in? That doesn't sound like Barber.

I'm still pissed off with the steward who confiscated my wine gums a year ago saying I might throw them on the pitch and injure a player!

The biggest piss take was seeing him eating them when I left the stadium after the match. Also I am now in my mid 60's so the likelihood of behaving like a youth was pretty remote.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Random fact 1: Filmed at Teddington Lock
Random fact 2: Teddington Lock is the upstream limit of the tidal Thames
Random fact 3: Fish puns are brill

 

[Dick Swiveller]

I'm still pissed off with the steward who confiscated my wine gums a year ago saying I might throw them on the pitch and injure a player!

The biggest piss take was seeing him eating them when I left the stadium after the match. Also I am now in my mid 60's so the likelihood of behaving like a youth was pretty remote.

Nothing with the name of something that can be alcohol allowed within sight of the pitch.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

A quicker player would have caught it.

That would make it the ‘catch of the day’.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Face? Should've gone for his scallops.

 

[Questions]

Did you know that the Exocet missile got its name from the scientific name from the group that includes flying fish. Exocoetidae….

 

[madinthehead]

I'm sure they will fin-d a solution.

I shore hope so...