[Football] OMG Will fish & chips now be banned?

[Herr Tubthumper]

A quicker player would have caught it.

Eel Maupay?

 

[keaton]

Sami Tilapia

 

[A1X]

If they tried to ban it there'd be such uproar they'd have to roe back fairly quickly

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

A quicker player would have caught it.

Zeke Roe?

 

[hart's shirt]

A quicker player would have caught it.

Hake Robinson?

 

[keaton]

Mahi Mahi Molongo

 

[AmexRuislip]

Oh why have you put a fish-related thread on NSC? Why? WHY? 90% of the replies will be fish-based puns. Some posters need no excuse to trot them out, even though this isn't the plaice.

If you don't pike down , you'll be swimming with the fishes, you snowhake

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

A quicker player would have caught it.

Tuna Akpom?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Sounds like a large scale problem..

I'm sure they will fin-d a solution.

 

[keaton]

Anchovy Knockaert

 

[Stat Brother]

Ha, I naturally assumed this thread was started by someone else.

 

[Justice]

Is this a red herring?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Oh why have you put a fish-related thread on NSC? Why? WHY? 90% of the replies will be fish-based puns. Some posters need no excuse to trot them out, even though this isn't the plaice.

Sprat

 

[Brok]

Piscine around with fish puns, again.

 

[Withdean11]

I'm not sure who Chips is, but, although Will Fish got sent off yesterday for Man United I don't bans apply in friendly games.

 

[birthofanorange]

A quicker player would have caught it.

Tariq Lamprey?

 

[banjo]

Bassouma??

 

[pasty]

Absolutely pathetic. This is worse than Rivaldo writhing in agony at the corner flag in the 2002 WC.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

I am waiting with baited breath for the next comment.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Went down like a sack of spuds, let's hear it for the potato!