Omg I Just Met Jordon!

[Hungry Joe]

Is it **** ?

I reckon your **** is 'shoe'

'stick it in my shoe'

 

[Braders]

Cereal Killer -i think i saw you

i was on the floor above looking over the ledge

Jordan was bright WHITE !

 

[caz99]

i think its definately ear, stick it in my ear

 

[Yoda]

i think its definately ear, stick it in my ear

No it's not, it's gonna by eye.

As in 'stick your spunk in my eye'

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Shes at Clintons Lime St EC1 next Thursday I shall wear my Albion beanie hat and expect a snog

 

[Hungry Joe]

No it's not, it's gonna by eye.

As in 'stick your spunk in my eye'

Ah, an old Lancing phrase I remember well.

Caz and Yoda; the clue is there's **** letters.

I reckon it could be 'Aunt'

'stick it in my Aunt'

 

[the full harris]

Jordan did an appearance at our union last year. I didn't go myself but saw the video which appeared on the network the next day. All I can say is she is a dirty dirty whore and I was embarassed to say I came from the same town as her. Her PA involved insulting dwight yorke then getting girls to go up on stage to do a striptease competition during which she spent most of her time screeching down the microphone 'get your fanny OUT!'.

REVOLTING woman and, whatever people say about having intelligent conversation with her in Envy, she came across as being thick as two short planks (just as she does on every TV interview).

I can't stand the woman and if offered it by her on a plate would refuse just so that I could be able to say 'I turned Jordan down', which is way COOLER than bieng able to say 'I shagged Jordan', who hasn't?!

The fact that Cerial Killer queued all that time to meet her shows that he is either a hormonal teenager who should get down the nappy night and pull some slutty 14 year old as soon as possible or, if an adult, just a plain loser.

 

[shingle]

Jordan did an appearance at our union last year. I didn't go myself but saw the video which appeared on the network the next day. All I can say is she is a dirty dirty whore and I was embarassed to say I came from the same town as her. Her PA involved insulting dwight yorke then getting girls to go up on stage to do a striptease competition during which she spent most of her time screeching down the microphone 'get your fanny OUT!'.

REVOLTING woman and, whatever people say about having intelligent conversation with her in Envy, she came across as being thick as two short planks (just as she does on every TV interview).

I can't stand the woman and if offered it by her on a plate would refuse just so that I could be able to say 'I turned Jordan down', which is way COOLER than bieng able to say 'I shagged Jordan', who hasn't?!



A bit harsh, but true nevertheless

The fact that Cerial Killer queued all that time to meet her shows that he is either a hormonal teenager who should get down the nappy night and pull some slutty 14 year old as soon as possible or, if an adult, just a plain loser.

 

[Simon Morgan]

my brother served her when he was working at dixons once. he still has the pen she used to sign the receipt

 

[dougdeep]

Jordan did an appearance at our union last year. I didn't go myself but saw the video which appeared on the network the next day. All I can say is she is a dirty dirty whore and I was embarassed to say I came from the same town as her. Her PA involved insulting dwight yorke then getting girls to go up on stage to do a striptease competition during which she spent most of her time screeching down the microphone 'get your fanny OUT!'.

Don't beat around the bush.

 

[cardboard]

stick it in my volvo?

 

[The Laughing Bluebird]

Who's seen the footage of Dane Bowers f***ing her?

Me. And she looks like a complete freak, as usual. I couldn't understand what all the fuss was about before I watched that footage, and having watched it I'm even more perplexed.

Is there ANYTHING attractive about her at all?

Thick as shit, ugly, ridiculous huge plastic tits, loads of spots and a useless shag if the video evidence is anything to go by.

Not good.

 

[Simon Morgan]

2DTV does her perfectly imo

 

[Stumpy Tim]

She's revolting, and is a joke. An embarrasment to Brighton IMHO

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

She's alright but this is coming from a hormonial teenager. Probably look back in ten years and think OMG i used to like her. I must admit, some of her pictures she looks like a minger but in some she looks great.

Her calender is good as well, will fit in well next to my FHM one!

 

[London Calling]

"stick it in my bins" with all the shite photo's of me." And can I have my old body back like when I was 19, then it was natural and I was fit."

Well? Fitter than me mom?


LC

 

[magoo]

Can't stand the f***ing minger.

 

[See-Goals]

Why the hell would you queue for an hour and a half to meet Jordan? How old is this bloke, 12? has he got 'I love Jordan' written in tippex on his pencil case or something?

She is nothing, sort your taste out and start appreciating real women. Jeez

 

[caz99]

she is a real woman, mother, ballsy mouthy and doesnt take any shit. what you see is what you get with her.

 

[magoo]

mm yeah the perfect woman.....

Still, i'm glad Peter Andre has gotten what he desrves