Horton's halftime iceberg
Blooming Marvellous
I had visions of Fat Boy Slim passing it on to Gus then to Mike Yardy, Chris Eubank, Steve Ovett, Sally Gunnell, interspersed with 62 year old Peter Witcomb from Brighton and 12 year old Freddy Mouland from Peacehaven etc..
Get this man on the organising committee
Although you need to add Mushy and get Kuipers involved when it goes to Crawley.