Old song reborn

[DanielT]

We def do need some good new player songs that aren't too complicated but that also have different tunes...

anyone hear when Russell Brand tried writing one for West Ham?

To the tune of Uptown Girl by Billy Joel:

"Upton Park, we're the Hammers, we're from Upton Park.
We're just a bunch of East End boys, now we're going to make some effing noise, some effing noise."

 

[Arrid]

Arse of a bloody "Cow"

 

[Blackadder]

this first one would sound BRILLIANT if everyone joined in at away games (but without the drum obviously)
or perhaps..
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or perhaps not , but some possible ideas
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I remember a dozen or so Barnet fans singing Twist and Shout at Withdean a few years back. They got a round of applause from the South Stand.

 

[sams dad]

Were harder than most and we rule the south coast uh ha uh

That was sung to the tune of "Hot Love" by T Rex

 

[Return of the Rev]

We had joy we had fun we had palace on the run but the fun didnt last cause the b'stards ran too fast

 

[Digweed's Testicle]

Arse of a crow? That makes no sense at all!
Surely a crow's arse would be similar to a seagulls' arse, with similar levels of poo, so why not then just have the wings of a seagull and an arse of a seagull?

Whereas, if you had an arse of a huge heffalump, about to land a week's worth of manure on the scummers below, THAT would be worth cross breeding a seagull and a cow for.
Where's my year 10 chemistry set.......

 

[Batti]

Surely it needs to be rewritten to include the name Matt Sparrow?

What about...


If we had the skill of Matt Sparrow
And if only we had Paul Mcshane
We'd go o'er to Selhurst Tomorrow
And dick on them one-nil again

Dick on, Dick on - We'd dick on them one-nil again - AGAIN
Dick on, Dick on - We'd dick on them one-nil again

 

[Caveman]

Isn't it "Fly over Selhurst"? not Pala*se?

 

[wehatepalace]

What about...


If we had the skill of Matt Sparrow
And if only we had Paul Mcshane
We'd go o'er to Selhurst Tomorrow
And dick on them one-nil again

Dick on, Dick on - We'd dick on them one-nil again - AGAIN
Dick on, Dick on - We'd dick on them one-nil again

Ghey

 

[Jahooli]

Arse of a crow? That makes no sense at all!
Surely a crow's arse would be similar to a seagulls' arse, with similar levels of poo, so why not then just have the wings of a seagull and an arse of a seagull?

Whereas, if you had an arse of a huge heffalump, about to land a week's worth of manure on the scummers below, THAT would be worth cross breeding a seagull and a cow for.
Where's my year 10 chemistry set.......

I've thougt about that too especially as seagull shit is particularly revolting.
I had one unload over my car, the driver door, front wing, bonnet, windscreen and roof were all splattered with slimy acid like Alien's blood.

Anyway I've only ever heard the version with "arse of a crow" and "I'd fly over Selhurst tomorrow",maybe it's because all the lines rhyme or maybe it's because I've always heard the wrong version.

If I had the wings of a sparrow
and the arse of a sick buffalo
I'd fly over Selhurst/Palace tomorrow
And shit on the bastards below

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Time to bring an old Goldstone song back to life I think
If I had th wings of a Sparrow
If I had the arse of a Crow
I'd fly over Palace tomorrow
And shit on the Ba****ds below

I take it you don't get to Withdean much then? Gets sung every single game in H Block.