The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
A young man called Mark invited his mother for dinner, during the
course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
Mark's flatmate, Simon, was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Mark and his flatmate
than met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, Mark volunteered, "I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".
About a week later, Simon came to Mark saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you
don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail
her just to be sure" said Mark. So he sat down and wrote:
DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M
NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE Frying Pan BUT THE FACT REMAINS
THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE MARK
Several days later, Mark received an email from his mother which read:
DEAR MARK,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT
YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS
SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM
Lesson of the day,
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
Mark's flatmate, Simon, was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Mark and his flatmate
than met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, Mark volunteered, "I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".
About a week later, Simon came to Mark saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you
don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail
her just to be sure" said Mark. So he sat down and wrote:
DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M
NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE Frying Pan BUT THE FACT REMAINS
THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE MARK
Several days later, Mark received an email from his mother which read:
DEAR MARK,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT
YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS
SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM
Lesson of the day,
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
