Old bastards' lyrics quiz - not for you kids...

[Kent Seagull]

Ok, my turn then

Try this

Bluegirls come in every size
Some are wise and some otherwise,
They got pretty blue eyes.
For an hour a man may change
For an hour her face looks strange -
Looks strange, looks strange.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Son i'm thirty
I only went with your mother cos she's dirty
and i don't have a decent bone in me
what you get is just what you see

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I can virtually do anything I read
Someone somewhere swam between your knees
Hand me out fish, did some big tease
Oh man did you f*** it, Baby brother I took it
Then I pilfered the bag and the amex gold
Because the lord chief constable knows I'm old
And everybody said I told you so

 

[Kent Seagull]

Ok, my turn then

Try this

Bluegirls come in every size
Some are wise and some otherwise,
They got pretty blue eyes.
For an hour a man may change
For an hour her face looks strange -
Looks strange, looks strange.

No Genesis fans on here then?

 

[Trufflehound]

No Happy Mondays fans either by the look of it...

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

No Happy Mondays fans either by the look of it...

Not me Guv!

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Ok, try...

After all the jacks are in their boxes
And the clowns have all gone to bed
You can hear happiness staggering on down the street
Footsteps dressed in red

 

[Man of Harveys]

Ok, try...

After all the jacks are in their boxes
And the clowns have all gone to bed
You can hear happiness staggering on down the street
Footsteps dressed in red

...and the wind cries Mary...

 

[Kent Seagull]

Ok try this one

It was an early morning yesterday
I was up before the dawn
And I really have enjoyed my stay
But I must be moving on

 

[readingstockport]

Supertramp, can't recall what off hand.

Goodbye Stranger?

 

[readingstockport]

And now you dare to look me in the eye
Those crocodile tears are what you cry
It's a genuine problem, you won't try
To work it out at all you just pass it by, pass it by

 

[Kent Seagull]

Supertramp, can't recall what off hand.

Goodbye Stranger?

is the right answer!

 

[The Large One]

And now you dare to look me in the eye
Those crocodile tears are what you cry
It's a genuine problem, you won't try
To work it out at all you just pass it by, pass it by

Prostitute by The Who.

 

[Man of Harveys]

He be makin' like a beeline, headin' for the borderline
Goin' for broke

 

[Gwylan]

Genesis? Supertramp? What is this? Boring Accountants' Chat?

Are we going to have a thread on the best trouser presses next?

 

[readingstockport]

For me it has to be

http://www.ciao.co.uk/Morphy_Richards_49350_Trouser_Press__5653619

 

[Trufflehound]

Are we going to have a thread on the best trouser presses next?

I think you'll find what you're looking for here: http://www.corbypress.com/

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

If it's not a Corby, it's not a trouser press.

Anyway, back to the lyrics.

This is my **** *******
I'd hate to see the love between us die
but it's over.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Have a go at this one.


Noel Coward was a charmer.
As a writer he was drama.
Velvet, jackets and pyjamas,
The gay divorce and other dramas.

 

[Man of Harveys]

He be makin' like a beeline, headin' for the borderline
Goin' for broke