OK who went to Asda on Valentine's Day?

[pishhead]

Circulation problems you say?
Sounds like he had a stroke.

 

[Taybha]

I would of got a ticket as well , think there's a 3 hour stay time limit .

 

[hart's shirt]

Perhaps he was enjoying a big rollback?

 

[big nuts]

Maybe it was a tactical as he thought he was getting his nuts in for Valentines day.

 

[Brok]

So the poor bloke had a quick w**k in his car, where he thought nobody could see.
He now not only has his name splashed all over the papers and internet, but he has to attend 20 rehabilitation sessions.
Talk about rubbing it in...

 

[ofco8]

As it wasn't even classed as a sexual offence feel the Argus were a bit mean to highlight his name so prominently. More embarrassing than criminal.

 

[el punal]

He might, he just might, have got away with it if he said he was setting up his own "hand car wash" business, also adding that the business was up and down at the moment with a lot of comings and goings.

 

[dazzer6666]

Any way this story can have a happy ending ?

 

[Theatre of Trees]

So the poor bloke had a quick w**k in his car, where he thought nobody could see.
He now not only has his name splashed all over the papers and internet, but he has to attend 20 rehabilitation sessions.
Talk about rubbing it in...

Not just his name splashed all over the place.

 

[ManOfSussex]

Sounds like a right jerk.

 

[WhingForPresident]

This should've been his defence:

 

[ManOfSussex]

Or like in Brasseye

 

[AmexRuislip]

 

[Lady Whistledown]

So the poor bloke had a quick w**k in his car, where he thought nobody could see.

Well. That's what he said in court....

 

[knocky1]

Tinted windows and a blanket. Easy. Shame the bloke with a dog that I was watching was interrupted mid stream....

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

A bloke I used to play football with got nicked for something similar a few years ago. He bought a jazz mag in the newsagents on Strand Parade in Worthing and couldn't wait to get home and was caught having a Thomas in his car that was parked outside of the newsagents.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

A bloke I used to play football with got nicked for something similar a few years ago

Handling swollen goods?

 

[DavePage]

Timmy is a ****er.......what do the 20 sessions of rehab involve I wonder

Lashes, 20 strokes

 

[Doc Lynam]

A bloke I used to play football with got nicked for something similar a few years ago. He bought a jazz mag in the newsagents on Strand Parade in Worthing and couldn't wait to get home and was caught having a Thomas in his car that was parked outside of the newsagents.

Hindsight is always 20/20!

 

[Jack Straw]

Asda - Law, for mess!