Ok give us your dream season finale then........

[Mental Lental]

Here's mine:

Boro beat Birmingham by a goal but draw to Ipswich - They're on 90.
Burnley lose to Preston by a goal, then beat QPR by 2 or more - They're on 87.
Albion beat Charlton and Derby but not by enough to overhaul the GD on Boro. We're on 90.

The last minutes of the Boro game.... News from the Valley is that Burnley are comprehensively beating Charlton. Both teams look they're content to play out the draw. Boro happy to draw for the title and we're happy to settle for 2nd and promotion. But what's this!!!!! Someone hasn't read the script! It's the 3rd minute of injury time and the ball bobbles up for Skalak around 35 yards out. He hits it --- BOOSH! A screamer. Unstoppable. Boro goalie doesn't even move. We go ballistic. Final whistle goes and we are presented with the Championship trophy in front of the stunned Boro fans who suddenly find themselves in the play-offs on GD.* Queue open top bus parade around Brighton the following week and Chris Hughton being given the keys to the city.

What's yours?

*Not that I have any particular love for Burnley over Boro. I just think the above scenario would be extremely ****ing funny!

 

[sparkie]

Preston beat Burnley with a winner in the 98th minute

Charlton 0 Albion 3

Albion 2 Derby 1 - Zamora 99th minute winner.

Burnley 0 QPR 0 - Barton sent off.


Dyche explodes.

 

[Gazwag]

Burnley and Boro lose three we win three and its party like its 1999 at Boro

 

[Hotchilidog]

Burnley lose next two, we win next two, go to Boro win, up as champs. Simples... (if only)

 

[nwgull]

Far too exciting for my anus's liking. I'd rather we went into the final game already promoted (Burnley draw and lose their next 2) and needing to beat Boro for the championship.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

After beating 'Boro to go up, getting covered in a parmo by Rachel Riley and Carol Vorderman whilst having two from the top and four from the bottom.

 

[Munchkin]

We win our games, don't give a shit what anyone else does then.

Promotion party at Boro.

 

[studio150]

Burnley and Boro lose three we win three and its party like its 1999 at Boro

This

Just this


Much prefer to have a celebration for the whole game at Boro rather that 90 odd minutes being syressed out

 

[dazzer6666]

Preston beat Burnley with a winner in the 98th minute

Charlton 0 Albion 3

Albion 2 Derby 1 - Zamora 99th minute winner.

Burnley 0 QPR 0 - Barton sent off.


Dyche explodes.

This'll do, but with the Preston goal is later shown to be clearly MILES offside on the replays, which is shown to Dyche during his live TV post-match interview.

 

[KingKev]

Burnley concede late equalisers to Preston and QPR (a Barton o.g. and clearly offside goal off of Clint Hill's arm), after seeing the Albion win 14-0 at Charlton who take the field with only 8 men (14 different goal scorers incl Dave and Liam) and 1-0 via a controversial 99th minute, twice re-taken penalty vs Derby.
Boro beat Ipswich and draw at Brum - both with 95th minute oggies - and both Boro and Brighton are still laughing so hard at Dyche's reaction that they completely fail to kick the ball towards the goals at the Riverside, leaving BHA as (still chuckling) champions and us enjoying the splendid hospitality of the locals in a party paid for by a grateful Mr Gibson. Lovely stuff

 

[Mental Lental]

A lot of Dyche animosity on this thread.

 

[shaolinpunk]

Burnley lose to Preston and QPR.

We beat Charlton 3-0 and Derby 2-0.

Boro beat Ipswich 1-0 and draw against Birmingham.

We go into the final game top of the league on goals scored with both ourselves and Boro already promoted. It's a 90 minute party where both teams can play an open game safe in the knowledge that they're simply playing to win the league. We win 4-3.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

We come third, smash Wednesday 11-1 on aggregate in the semi's (Dunk og), go to Wembley on a hot sunny May day v Derby with 40,000 Sussex mad alchys and play them off the park to a 5-1 victory and a middle finger salute for two seasons ago.

Just covering the Play Off base.

 

[Blackadder]

After beating 'Boro to go up, getting covered in a parmo by Rachel Riley and Carol Vorderman whilst having two from the top and four from the bottom.

Surely it will be the other way around?

 

[Simster]

I'll tell you what it isn't:

Burnley win tomorrow, we scrape past Charlton then absolutely f*ck it up at home to Derby and then have to watch Burnley and Boro both win, with Boro securing promotion and Burnley knowing a win at Charlton sends them up too.

Sorry, those have been my vomit inducing thoughts all morning.

 

[darkwolf666]

A lot of Dyche animosity on this thread.

I wonder why that is... oh yeh, cos he's a c@nt...

 

[Hillian1]

My dream scenario is not having some sort of heart attack.

 

[Everest]

4 added minutes.

Boro take the lead in the 92nd minute and play keep ball up our end.

96th minute - ref added on extra time due to Boro's celebrations.
Stockdale punts the ball long.
Strong gust of wind.
Ball sails over Konstantopoulos and nestles in the net.

Wild celebrations as news comes through that Charlton scored in 91st and 95th minutes against Burnley to win.

Burnley miss out, Barton goes ballistic and has a go at Dyche.
Both men receive their marching orders and a long ban from the FA for the ensuing fracas.


NURSE!

 

[RM-Taylor]

I really can't envisage Burnley losing at Preston like so many of our fans do on here.

Hopefully on the last day of the season at the Riverside I don't get my head kicked in for celebrating when we score when in amongst the home fans, will have to try and look shocked and surprised. I'm working on it

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Win our last 3 games and watch the play-offs totally stress-free from a beach bar in the sun