[Travel] Oi mate, you can't park there.

[Stat Brother]

Car crashes into swimming pool during school drop off at Melbourne’s Haileybury college

Police say driver was parked outside the private school’s aquatic centre when he reversed into the building

www.theguardian.com

What am I saying, it's a car it can be parked wherever you like, just put the winky-blinkies on.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Poundland Oasis album cover.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Something something carpool

 

[Flounce]

Poor man’s Keith Moon

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Well with the doors open it looked like at least some of the passengers escaped drowning anyway.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Poor man’s Keith Moon

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Naaah old Rolls Royces can be bought for peanuts now, that Toyota would have been worth far more.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Couldn’t swim …wearing inflatable tyres

 

[Brok]

Naaah old Rolls Royces can be bought for peanuts now, that Toyota would have been worth far more.

Is it a Toyota Aqua?

 

[hart's shirt]

Flooded engine.

 

[Algernon]

"Police said the driver, aged 80, was parked outside the school’s aquatic centre on Springvale Road when he reversed into the building and ended up in the swimming pool."

"The exact cause of the crash is yet to be determined and investigations are ongoing."


I can't see the investigations taking too long.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Well with the doors open it looked like at least some of the passengers escaped drowning anyway.

The car is only partially submerged if you look at the lane markers and the right hand side of the car.

Of course, had this been a woman driver, the number of posts would've exceeded 9.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Selfish B'stard. Parking across 3 lanes...

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Of course, had this been a woman driver, the number of posts would've exceeded 9.

I wouldn't dare comment.

 

[Bozza]

Borrow a disabled badge, stick it in the windscreen and he'd get away with it.

 

[Zeberdi]

Borrow a disabled badge, stick it in the windscreen and he'd get away with it.

Only if he was blind

 

[Algernon]

Of course, had this been a woman driver, the number of posts would've exceeded 9.

Don't we need to find out what their chosen pronouns are before making a statement like that?

 

[hart's shirt]

Of course, had this been a woman driver, the number of posts would've exceeded 9.

I think you're being overly critical here.

She'd have hit far less than that on her way in.

 

[BN9 BHA]

The police told the driver the bad news that he will now lose his licence.
They also told him the good news….collect your 10 yards certificate from the swimming pool reception.

 

[B-right-on]

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I think you're being overly critical here.

She'd have hit far less than that on her way in.

She would have taken more than two chairs out.