Oh, such a perfect day...

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Surely if you can keep things after the day, you might as well just stick a billion quid in your bank, then go shag some fit and famous birds.

Oh no no. Your talking about pocketing the money you were given. That physical money is only yours for one day.

Ive invested it in pieces of paper with numbers on. So on day 2 when the money granted to you has disappeared, mine will be in the physical form of purchased items from my perfect day.

If those happen to make me a fortune then lucky me.

 

[Triggaaar]

And have a cheese toastie.

That goes without saying. That's like saying 'and breathe'.

Oh no no. Your talking about pocketing the money you were given. That physical money is only yours for one day.

Ive invested it in pieces of paper with numbers on.

And how long is it taking you to get the 116 million combinations of numbers? It's not even possible. Why don't you just invest in gold or something simpler, then go spend the day shagging fit and famous birds? Obviously if you could keep the paper, you could keep the gold, or shares in a company.

 

[Insel affe]

And have a cheese toastie.

I do believe they are called Grilled Cheese......

 

[Bodular]

Sod it I've changed my mind last time though. I'd have a day with this mother/daughter combo ( they may have combined smaller boobs than Kate, but you can't have your toasted cheese sandwich and eat it can you ) then down to the wagon for some cheeky lagers

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

That goes without saying. That's like saying 'and breathe'.

And how long is it taking you to get the 116 million combinations of numbers? It's not even possible. Why don't you just invest in gold or something simpler, then go spend the day shagging fit and famous birds? Obviously if you could keep the paper, you could keep the gold, or shares in a company.

Look, I just want the oversized cheque, alright?

 

[Simster]

I'd build a PATIO.

 

[Triggaaar]

Look, I just want the oversized cheque, alright?

How about, on your perfect day, the single lottery ticket you've already bought wins? You get the cheque, and you still get the entire day to go wild.

 

[Bozza]

I'm still thinking. Is anyone else trusting their kids to the Nibble Nursery?

 

[Simster]

I'm still thinking. Is anyone else trusting their kids to the Nibble Nursery?

No. He's a poncy (pretend) actor type. Strikes me as a bit of a kiddie fiddler.

 

[Bozza]

No. He's a poncy (pretend) actor type. Strikes me as a bit of a kiddie fiddler.

Noted.

I'm not sure he's even squared this day off with my boss either.

 

[Simster]

Noted.

I'm not sure he's even squared this day off with my boss either.

Exactly. That's why I've plumped for the patio building option. At least I can pretend I'm WFH on that day.

 

[Mr Bridger]

No. He's a poncy (pretend) actor type. Strikes me as a bit of a kiddie fiddler.

Oh well played sir, he did seem a bit too keen to offer his services.

 

[Questions]

I would spend all day having a long soapy shower with Kelly Brook, maybe stopping for a cheese on toast sandwich about midday.

Well, you're obviously not on a water meter then are you.

 

[Questions]

I would spend all day having a long soapy shower with Kelly Brook, maybe stopping for a cheese on toast sandwich about midday.

Well, you're obviously not on a water meter then are you.

 

[Insel affe]

Well, you're obviously not on a water meter then are you.

They did say money was no object

 

[Stat Brother]

No. He's a poncy (pretend) actor type. Strikes me as a bit of a kiddie fiddler.

But we're talking about a day away from the kids, with all the grilled cheese & toast combos your heart could possibly desire.

 

[ozzygull]

Spend it on a little secluded sunny beach with Calde, just in his shorts serving me cold drinks.

 

[Insel affe]

Spend it on a little secluded sunny beach with Calde, just in his shorts serving me cold drinks.

What have you no respect for the man !!

It's gonna be hot sand right ?

Jebus, and you proclaim your love for him....

At least let him have a pair of flip flops aswell....

 

[ozzygull]

What have you no respect for the man !!

It's gonna be hot sand right ?

Jebus, and you proclaim your love for him....


At least let him have a pair of flip flops aswell....

Blimey you are right. What was I thinking? Flip flop or sandles (no socks) permitted.

 

[Questions]

They did say money was no object

Ok but if it means a hosepipe ban because of you and your over sudding then I would be as mad as hell.